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  1. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
  2. Slipperduke

    Cheryl Cole. Grrrr.

    There are a million and one reasons to dislike Cheryl Cole. There’s her colour, for starters, a curious orangey glow that smacks of either too much Sunny Delight or too many quid-a-minute South Shields tanning salons. There’s her husband, the odious little skraeling who earns more money in the...
  3. Sussex Shrimper

    Barcelona 2-1 Estudiantes de La Plata AET

    Not a vintage performance against a spirited Estudiantes side, but Barca confirm their status as the best in the world right now, and what could be more fitting than for the best player to grab the winner? That's six titles in 2009 for Barca: La Liga Copa del Rey Supercopa Champions League...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Were you in the Blue Boar pre Huddersfield match?

    Request from a Huddersfield supporter on 606: Trying to get hold of a couple of your fans who we met in there and ended up in a chinese restaurant in town, one was also a spurs fan if that helps, top weekend down there. His other half is on the right in this pic, he apparently has a silver...
  5. Slipperduke

    Men In Pants

    It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...
  6. Capital Punishment

    Bring it back or not? Use it in extreme cases? Keep it abolished? In the wake of the 'Baby P' murderers being granted a new life when they leave prison, with all the trimmings i might add, would Capital punishment be more fitting for these scumbags? What's your take on it all?
  7. NZamba Legend

    Guus de Vries

    Echo says we have a trialist left back in Guus de Vries, who used to play for a team called Eminen in the Nederlands. I reckon he might be one of those weird amalgam Dutch names you get when you've been playing CM (96/97) for too long. Either way, if he's not one of the top 5 full backs in the...
  8. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Clark

    The Viking That alone might be enough words for many on here to vote yes to Paul Clark, but if you weren't fortunate enough to have witnessed his crunching tackles and never say die attitude, I suppose I should give a lengthier bio. The first local player up for election, Clark was born in...
  9. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
  10. Slipperduke


    The return of Robbie Keane to White Hart Lane may have brought an end to his miserable six months on Merseyside, but it leaves Liverpool fans with one pertinent question; just what on earth is going on behind the scenes at their football club? On the pitch, in their most important season for...
  11. Forever A Shrimper

    Question Should Tilson go now?

    Following on from pboreham's thread about this situation I thought it would be fitting to have a poll so we can see what people really think. To make it so people don't feel pressured this will be an anonomous poll and this isn't me trying to take over the other thread, merely get some figures...
  12. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Wiring Advice

    After some advice..... I have taken a few days of to decorate our dinning room and need some advice on wiring up a light fitting, i know that Red(Live) connects to Brown and Black (Neutral) connects to Blue and of course Green/Yellow (Earth) connects to Green/Yellow. As per pics below, my...
  13. The Big Dady

    Brighton's New Stadium

    Brighton's New Stadium starts on 17th Dec Dream will become a reality when work starts on Falmer Some dates are imprinted in the minds of Albion fans. May 21, 1983, and April 26, 1997, are two obvious examples. Now December 17, 2008, can be added to the list. A quarter of a century after...
  14. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
  15. 1 million in negative equity

    this morning the bank of england has warned that 1 million homes could fall into negative equity and also predict that values could decrease by a further 15%. my view is simple, the more snatch backs which go to auction will result in property prices falling further than 15%,i reckon it will...
  16. Tommy2holes

    If needed would you help build fossetts??

    Just a thought , but say there are major delays with fossetts because of the recession now would you be willing to give up your time and help build fossetts? Im sure that roots hall was built with a massive amount of help from the fans and it would be kind of fitting if the fans ralied and did...
  17. J

    Please Vote - British Legion and Memorial

    The link pretty much says it all - it takes about 30 secs to fill out. But the lottery are holding a vote on where their money should go - and i think the national memorial is the most fitting place in todays world...
  18. Slipperduke

    England v United States

    And so the recovery continues. Fabio Capello's patient, paternal treatment of the blundering failures who shamed the nation last year is, little by little, beginning to pay off. He hasn't asked them to play in strange formations, he hasn't made sweeping changes, he hasn't even announced a...
  19. Ron Manager

    End of an era...

    .....for me anyway. Doncaster was my final game as a Southend United regular before I head off with the family for a new life in Australia. I will of course remain a Southend United fan till my dying day and trips home will be planned around getting in as many games as I can. However I no...
  20. Doncaster sacrifices

    I wonder who else has sacrificed the wrath of work or their missus for the good of SUFC by going to Donny!! I personally am in trouble with the wife, cos the kitchen i am fitting for her is not finished and looks like an iraqi bomb site, so hence i am leaving her with no running water and...