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  1. TrueBlue

    Ant and Dec (from Hecklerspray)

    With the exception of the time when one of them was shot on the eyes with a paintball gun and went blind, Ant and Dec have never been in so much trouble. Between ripping off viewers with rigged text-in competitions and now the news that a British Comedy Award they won was also rigged, the...
  2. ESB's Champions League Run Down

    It's that time of year again. The time when the Giants of European football clamour together for one big orgy of tactical football and self-congratulation. yes, it's the Champions League group stages, and here is my run down of the groups and who to look out for. Group A On the face of it...
  3. Lester Bangs

    Any plumbers about?

    Ok I've got a bit of a problem. For about my week whenever I've flushed my loo a terrible foghorn type noise starts. Tonight I notice that theres almost no water in the cistern and this foghorn noise seems to happen all the time. Strangely I've lifted to ball valve float and rested it on top...
  4. My New Job

    So, after a few weeks of searching, I finally started my new job today... And some of the people I work with are a real piece of work. First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or...
  5. BoyWonder2

    Ps3

    Guys and girls, Last weekend I was playing pro evo on the PS3, editing kits for a Master League team to fill the time. Now I'm doing this when the whole thing freezes up. I press every button, nothing happens. I press the "p" button in the middle of the controller, nothing happens. In the end I...
  6. Bob Cratchitt

    Fixing a Boiler

    Just thought I would put this up to see if anyone can make recommendations. Just got back from hols and low and behold the boiler has packed in, I spent 2 hours Saturday night trying to get it working . However on Sunday morning 2hours after it was meant to, it suddenly started up and worked...
  7. Transfer continuity

    Every year seems to be the same. An agonising wait for the merest crumb of information about a Blues transfer. I know players, managers and agents are sunning themselves in Costa del Bognor but that did not stop Jupp or Benno from fixing themselves up with a club double quick. In fact all the...
  8. Napster

    Today's Fiver

    A BENT REFEREE AND A FAIR COP Granny Fiver always used to say: "Crime doesn't pay". As Granny had a battering ram in one hand and enough diamonds to pebbledash the new Wembley in the other, the Fiver resolved merely to never get caught. Were we to attempt to fix a match, for instance, we'd go...
  9. The General

    Battrick Update

    Firstly our apologies to all; Allan had hoped to have a major bug fixing session over the weekend, but of course things didn't quite run to plan... well, apart from the RL Cricket ;o) We're hoping to get all the major bugs sorted by the end of today (Monday). Here is a list of all the...
  10. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Money Down The Drain

    For at least the last month if not more there has been a tap jammed full on in the blokes bogs in the RBS. Now, we maybe doing well at the mo and have a few more pennies than the norm coming in, but this does strike me as a bit silly. Maybe we could call back Bramble from his loan deal and ask...
  11. southend4ever

    Graham Stack

    The 22 year old Arsenal Goalkeeper has been released on bail. Was questioned regarding sexual assault. Seems the footballing world is in disrepute just like the racing world. match fixing - albania beat greece. France 0-0 at home to Israel. hmm.
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