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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    SZ - BOTB Half-Time Scores (Day 1)

    Hello & welcome back to the studio where we can now summarise the current state of play in the eagerly awaited ShrimperZone Battle of the Bands 2007. Well, at half-time this week we're not seeing things as close as we have in other recent cup competitions. So far we've seen no huge shocks and...
  2. Which country do you most like England to beat?

    After Saturday's events in the rugby, I was wondering whether the Aussies are now the country most English sport followers like to see our teams beat. Hopefully the options cover all the main traditional villains. My own vote goes to Scotland as they seem to be the only country that actively...
  3. DTS

    Golden Showers.

    Morning, Was out last night with a few of the lads from work last night and as usual with blokes the subject turned to sex. Now the lads and I were talking about the most horrible things a woman could do in the bedroom. Now as regular followers of my Friday Poll's know I find being given a...
  4. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Barnsley

    HANDICAP FOOTBALL LETS BLUES DOWN AGAIN Southend slipped to their 10th home defeat of the season as another nervous display at the Hall handed a huge boost to their visiting relegation rivals. In the early stages there was little to separate the two teams. Barnsley were missing several first...
  5. a modern day panto  part 2

    as mentioned there was big trouble in blue and white land, the small man, had decided that he needed more of his subjects groats, and so he decided that he needed a bigger castle, despite having no groats to build it, I know he thought to himself, why dont i knock the castle down that i live in...
  6. Col******r Away

    So how on earth should the tickets be given out considering there is 6500 season ticket holders. Yes there could be a draw which is fine but alot of loyal away followers will miss out or do we have a voucher system where if you go to burnley on the tuesday night away followers get a voucher to...
  7. Southampton Shrimper

    New Southend radio station

    I know Reading Shrimper has already posted some information about the four organisations bidding for the new licence for a radio station in Southend, but seeing as so many people on here are so fed up with coverage of the team on local radio, particularly Essex FM, I thought I'd look at the four...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Amusing Stewarding at MK Dons

    I must make some comment on the hysterically stewarding experienced at Roots Hall last Saturday during the Spanish Shrimpers annual visit to the UK. The main view is from our position in the East Stand (first half East Greens [before some old fart made a comment about day-tripping, I kid ye not]...
  9. Large screen at the hall for 1st leg

    As i and many true blues who are the merry band of followers who regularly make up the 3-400 away fans during many normal seasons, im sure you will all be mad about the fact that getting tickets for the 1st leg will be very hard. So Mr Martin how about a big screen on the pitch at the hall for...
  10. I think I'm becoming a Yeovil fan

    I really do love Ciderspace. Here' a copy of one of their pages(totally without permission of course) that I thought was pretty good. Sorry if people have already seen this or similar. A Bluffers Guide to Communication at Huish Park You've read the Ciderspace Bluffers Guide to Huish...
  11. southend4ever

    How many pints before Orient Game?

    Not the last game we played against these wet spam followers but the one before i managed to have 8 pints... and rip out a seat at the hall. ofcourse it has all been paid for and do not in any way condone this type of action and neither am i proud of it. It is my religion that states 'thy...
  12. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...