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  1. shrimperjon

    Moshni on Talksport

    Did anyone hear the mad Frenchman on Talksport this evening. He was going on about trying to find a Prem or Championship club for next season. Went on about time at Wet Spam and Ipshite and knows that this is the level he should be playing at. One word DELUDED!
  2. BrettieAngell

    Pre-Match Thread Southend United v Leyton Orient!!

    Right I've had enough of talking and reading about a certain Frenchman we have a massive game tomorrow, so lets gets our minds focused on that! Bring it on!!
  3. Question The Frenchman ( who must remain nameless ) at Ipswich

    I'm guessing that McCarthy will take a look at all his players before making any decisions , but the loanees must be the most vulnerable if has to 'move players out' before 'moving players in'. Could be 'our player' is out in the cold again in Jan. I understand that he has burnt hsi bridges...
  4. Silencer

    Dorian Dervitte

    The big Frenchman scored an equaliser for Charlton tonight. :smile: Glad to see him back playing
  5. Razam

    Anyone good at writing Business Proposals *cough-begging letter-cough*??

    I know the likelyhood of anyof these taking over is very remote, but....
  6. Evening Echo

    Bilel: I'm not done yet

    BILEL Mohsni is pleased to be staying with Southend United because the Frenchman feels he has unfinished business at the football club. More...
  7. Evening Echo

    Bil: I'll be a sub for a while yet!

    BILEL Mohsni fired Southend United to a dramatic 3-1 victory at Crewe Alexandra with a late double strike on Saturday. But the Frenchman does not feel it will be enough to work his way back into the starting line-up. More...
  8. TrueBlue

    Question The mad Frenchman

    Have we seen the last of him???
  9. Evening Echo

    Hungry Bilel

    BILEL Mohsni’s hunger for success secured Southend United a 1-0 opening day win over Hereford, despite the Frenchman fasting for Ramadan. More...
  10. manor15


    France Manager: Raymond Domenech Captain: Patrick Vieira (Thierry Henry is currently acting as captain) FIFA Ranking: 10 Group A Background: Currently hold the record for scoring the most goals in the finals stage of the World Cup, scoring thirteen goals as they finished third in 1958. They...
  11. Slipperduke

    English Football Not ****ed. Yet.

    For the first time since 2003, the Champions League will enter the semi-final stage without English involvement. Lyon, bane of Liverpool, will play Manchester United’s conquerors, Bayern Munich, while Barcelona will bound on from their mauling of Arsenal by taking on Inter Milan, the club who...
  12. TrueBlue

    Damian Scannell out for the season

    Season Over
  13. Champions League Draw

    So, after 30 minutes of watching a balding Frenchman blunder and fumble his way around the draw, the quarter finals line up like so: Lyon vs Bordeaux Bayern Munich vs Man United Arsenal vs Barcelona Inter vs CSKA Moscow And the, the semi-finals will line up as: Lyon/Bordeaux vs Munich/United...
  14. Slipperduke

    No Blind Spot, Wenger's Just Too Loyal

    Much will be written in the coming days about Arsene Wenger and his perceived ‘blind spot’ for goalkeepers. It is the death knell for thousands of trees, all doomed to slaughter just so that we can be told that one of the finest managers in the history of the Premier League cannot even recognise...
  15. Slipperduke

    City's Glaring Vie-error

    When Kenny Dalglish ruled the roost at Anfield, Liverpool were the dominant force in English football. He maintained their superiority during his tenure with a very simple transfer philosophy, and it's something that Manchester City would do well to emulate. 'Always be sure to sign better...
  16. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke Review of 2009

    Welcome, my very dear friends, to a very special presentation. It's that time of year again, you see. A chance to sift through the wreckage of twelve months of English football, to reward the noble and to eviscerate the terrible. Bigger than the Ballon D'or, more prestigious than the PFA, these...
  17. Breaking News Jean-Francois Christophe: I will get back to Premier League

    He's experienced life once as a Premiership footballer and Jean-Francois Christophe is determined to do so again. A star now with Southend United, the charismatic Frenchman is confident he can again prove to managers higher up the Football League pyramid why Harry Redknapp took a chance on him...
  18. Slipperduke

    Wenger's Vengeance

    Try and imagine, if you will, Arsene Wenger throwing a tantrum. It doesn't really fit in with his professorial demeanour, does it? I can imagine him taking me to one side, putting a hand on my shoulder and telling me that he wasn't angry with me, that he was just disappointed. I can imagine that...
  19. Henry Resists National Urge to Surrender

    The battle-lines were drawn, the trenches were dug and, in an all too familiar scene throughout history, a frenchman was preparing a white flag. Thierry Henry was considering retiring from international football. The forward told France's L'Equipe newspaper in an exclusive, yet completely...
  20. yogi bear up the cagire

    At last the truth about where the money came from

    After some careful research I am in a position to reveal the incredible story about where the money came from and how, only through incompetance, we failed to procure more than four times that sum which could have been used either to start the new stadium or invest in new players. It's an...