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  1. Is promotion extra crucial to us this season?

    Promotion is welcome any season and failure to do so after doing well for virtually all of it would be painful at any time. Promotion this season is crucial to us not just because we seem to have put all our eggs into one basket. Moreover I fear failure to do so could well mean a part break-up...
  2. TrueBlue

    Metal Monday Pt. 17

    Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...
  3. as this season creeps to a long painful end

    never mind this transfer deadline, surely we have to be looking to the close season, who to stay and who to go, the current squad is clearly only midtable at the most, and form reading the posts , theres players out there playing for themselves as oppose to the club. so with the 3 months of dead...
  4. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
  5. C C Csiders

    Annoying things women say/do in restaurants

    Of course there are lots, but here's my three against the field: 1. "No, I don't want chips. I'll have a jacket potato." Then they spend the rest of the time scoffing the chips off of your plate. 2. "We'll share a rice." F*** off! I want a whole rice myself. If you only want half, either leave...
  6. Lost and Found - Match

    Lost and Found - Watch At yesterday's match between Gillingham and Southend I found a valuable watch which I believe belongs to a Southend United supporter. I found the watch in the area behind the Brian Moore stand and would if possible like to reunite it with it's rightful owner. If you are...
  7. wiggy

    Wiggy's rating's!

    Collis 5 think the defence have got even less confidence in him than i have! Hunt 4 move over Mr. Lethergic, ridiculous having him in front of Francis any more, got completely lost a few times Clarke 9 Absolute rock, wins everything in the air and gets stuck in Barrett 7 much better than last...
  8. Gillingham Vs Southend United

    As Southend look to bounce back from the disapointing 1-0 defeat to Oldham, a trip to Preistfield awaits. Southend welcome back Nicky Bailey but lose Macca to a 2 game suspension. The Shrimpers also have Adam Barrett back after coming through a fitness test following a rib injury Southend :-...
  9. Southminster_Shrimper

    The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (Pages 79-145)

    THE BIZARRE THREAD – SUMMARY OF PAGES 79-145 Names key: Mr RG - BrettieAngel Mrs RG - Vange_Shrimper S_S - Me I_S - Irish Shrimper Huttons - SUFCHutton and Amy Special Announcement ·...
  10. Alan McCormack Substitution

    Seeing Macca go off last night so early had me worried that we've got one of our key players out of or doubtful for the Swansea game. Anyone heard whether this is the case or if it was just tactical?
  11. Favourite Beatles song

    As the BOTB dies a slow and painful death, what's your favourite moptops song...? Mine has to be Norwegian Wood or Tomorrow Never Knows.....
  12. Southend_Lady

    the word ****

    I dont know about the rest of you but in the last couple years I have noticed the increased use in this delightful four letter word. More and more "sensible" people are using it in everyday life. Sometimes it comes from the mouth of someone you wouldnt ever in your wildest dreams have...
  13. DTS

    Bringing the Mrs to football.

    This week Mrs DtS will be making her first and potentially her only apperance at Roots Hall. No she is not playing for Cheltenham but will be coming with me to see the super Blues. Having taken ex-birds to Roots Hall I have always found it to be quite a painful experience as they are either...
  14. DTS

    Should Ldn Fatso leave my drawing on his face book?

    At last nights monthly meeting I was accosted him by Ldn Fatso about a rather delightful drawing I did of him on face book. I am not sure if any of you are familiar with facebook's graffiti wall but I really did a special drawing of Ldn Fatso meeting Matty Harrold and Leon Clarke at Southends...
  15. My Man U ticket .....

    It always gives me great pleasure to meet and mix with fans of the biggest football club in the world and this year has been a great time to chat with Alex Fergusons red army. The latest was my Irish brother in law who I haven't seen for some years and is a particularly painful Man U type...
  16. MrB

    BT20 - Knockout Stage

    Mid table V team for me in the final 1,024, they have two decent players but they are both completely unfit so this should be a nice restful TIE for me. Fitness looking ok, only Cunningham, Mushy & Hot Rod are below energetic, all three will rest tomorrow.
  17. DTS

    Firemans polls in office blocks.

    As I am sure most of you do - Sunday night is TV night. After Mrs DtS has conjured up a culinary delight that supassed even her own high standards (Aromatic Chicken with Apricots - Delightful) we sat down to watch the box. Mrs DtS intially made a school boy error of choosing Coronation Street...
  18. Holtspur Shrimper

    This could be painfull

    Is it me or does the ball appear to be going some where it shouldn't?
  19. Say we are top of the League!!!

    Southend how's your necks, it must be really painful looking up the league table at us!!!!!
  20. SUFC_Al

    Live Music Experiences.

    After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...
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