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  1. Benfleet A1

    Labour A few tips for Wallace

    Ed [Wallace] Milliband is visiting Thurrock today [crosshairs mounted on front of car, just in case] I wonder if he is going to follow the tips suggested below. Ed Miliband is giving a speech in Thurrock this morning, the crucial number 2 target seat for Labour where the party have just lost...
  2. Cricko

    The Nakid Truth

    Taken from: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Naked-Truth-CameronIs-he-the-worst-prime-minister-in-British-history/349274725156523 How close was David Cameron to having a week that was not a total disaster for himself or the government. I really thought he was going to make it by Thursday,But...
  3. North Wales Shrimper

    The Promenade Shopping Park (aka Ron World)

    So, with yet more High Street retailers going into the question of how Ron World is funded raises it's ugly head. Looking at the websites of the both of the joint agents Briant, Champion, Long here and Savills here it would appear that Ron World is struggling to attract interest despite all of...
  4. Smiffy

    Breaking News Southend fan produces music track for charity

    A Basildon born dance music producer and lifelong Southend United fan has taken the time out of his schedule to record the track “On To Victory”. The track has been described as the ideal ‘pre kick off anthem’ and has been self funded and recorded especially for his...
  5. AGM minutes

    Uncle Albert, boots shining like a cyclists tail light,strode into the foyer of the Palace Hotel. As he did so a smartly dressed youngman hesitantly came forward to greet him. His job was to welcome all the Bluesshareholders as they arrived for the clubs AGM and he’d obviously beenforewarned not...
  6. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
  7. Isn't it about time Scudamore just left?

    Because he's continually making an arse of himself. Doing the usual run through Saturday's columns, this piece caught my eye if not for the incendiary headline: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article7119988.ece Choice pull-put quotes include: It might not...
  8. Labour Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
  9. Insulting your boss

    So last night we were celebrating two colleagues birthdays (one is our head of section) and as usual we all got pretty pished and quite a bit of banter was flying around. We have a new girl who has started, and she's a few years younger than me. She's a part-time MSc student and a part-time...
  10. Tommy2holes

    Yet another rally call....

    Now im just as gutted with last nights performance as anyone else, even angry. I was frozen the football was as best dire . I broke down on the way home and didnt get in till after midnight. Will i go to another away game this season ? Probably not and too be honest to those that do i...
  11. Slipperduke

    Not Impressed With Barclays

    Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to express my despair at the level of customer service in your Kentish Town branch. My wife and I, both Barclays account holders individually, have been attempting to open a joint account but, despite two trips to the branch, we have been unsuccessful. My wife is...
  12. Tangled up in Blue

    Tory cuts-warning

    News Politics George Osborne George Osborne identifies cuts for first weeks of Tory governmentShadow chancellor says £178bn fiscal deficit means he cannot wait for initial post-election budget before cutting expenditure Comments (16) Buzz up! Digg it Nicholas Watt, chief political...
  13. Slipperduke

    I Heart Phil Brown

    As a fan of Southend United, the latest minnow to struggle for air in the small time, I tend to enjoy the misery of Premier League clubs more than most. Newcastle United's demise was particularly pleasing, given the arrogance of Freddy Shepherd towards the lower leagues. It's just a shame he...
  14. Shrimperstrust

    Watch England for Free !! - Sign Up To Trust Affiliate Bet 365

    Hopefully by now many of you will have had a chance to look at the new Shrimpers Trust Website. For those that are interested we have now teamed up with a few new affiliates and in particular one may interest some of you right now. As many will know the England game on Saturday is not being...
  15. Surviving Scudamore

    When Richard Scudamore announced the new home-grown quota system that will come into place for the start of the 2010/11 campaign, you could almost hear the penny drop in boardrooms across the country. From August 2010, a Premier League club will have it's squad capped at 25 players, containing...
  16. Slipperduke

    The Season's Most Definitive Preview

    All summer long I've been dreading this moment. The time when I have to stop procrastinating, stop talking myself into corners and finally sit down to write my annual predictions preview of the season. No word of a lie, I've been struggling with this all summer. I've never known a season to be...
  17. Slipperduke

    Shakhtar Uk-reign Supreme

    Shakhtar Donetsk 2-1 Werder Bremen (aet) Adriano, 25 Naldo, 35 Jadson, 97 We've been told for some time that a new footballing power is rising in the east and Shakhtar Dontesk's capture of the UEFA Cup is compelling evidence indeed . The Ukrainian giants, funded by a wealth of gas revenue and...
  18. Napster

    Dominic Iorfa

    In trouble with the Nigerian FA Iorfa cries wolf - Over referees’ c’tee Patrick Ngwaogu, Abuja - 03.05.2009 A board member of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), Dominic Iorfa caused a scene at the Glass House Secretariat of the Federation during the week when he openly accused a colleague...
  19. steveo

    New Bank

    So it appears the government are to create a new bank to buy the toxic debt of the other banks so they can go back to normal. The new bank obviously funded by the good old tax payer. Have any of the bosses of the banks resigned or been sacked? It strikes me as strange that the people who put us...
  20. Rusty Shackleford

    A Bit Late in the Day, But Still Great

    From the Daily Mash, the day after the US Election: BARACK Obama swept to victory last night as millions of Americans lapped up all that ******** about change. 'Change... Yeah... Sure' The Illinois senator made history as the first black American to become President and the 44th man to win...
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