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  1. TrueBlue

    Hi

    Ain't bothered with this gaff for ages so I guess I'm new
  2. Davros

    Any Chartered Surveyors

    on here? or anyone that knows a reasonably priced one? Just need an official valuation of my gaff doing. Cheers
  3. Onion_Bag_Dave

    Looking for writers for Music Social Networking Site

    Hello, I own a Music Networking site called Music Gaff. We promote bands, artists, businesses, DJ's, producers etc for free on our site and social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter which have collectively over 7,000 users. We also provide a platform for experienced and non...
  4. Onion_Bag_Dave

    Music Gaff - Connecting Music and Musicians

    Hello Chaps, Music Gaff is a social networking and promotions site for Music. The website is www.musicgaff.com PLEASE LIKE THE FACEBOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/pages/Music-Gaff/119188081517928 Will you do this for a fellow shrimper? Hope so. THANKS! OBD!
  5. Bradford City - originality fail!!!

    http://www.bradfordcityfc.co.uk/page/ClubShop/0,,10266~2385335,00.html Oh dear. Another gaff? Thought we were assured ours would be 'unique'?!
  6. Tara's first own goal for the club- ?

    Just spotted this on the Echo website http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/theblues/9121888.Lifelong_fan_has_the_Blues_over_Roots_Hall_call/ sorry can't paste it in without lots of other crap. massive PR gaff to me, he even admits he has't done the research. This is wrong on so many levels, I...
  7. chadded

    House alarms

    Having recently purchased and moved into Eastwood Palace, I'm after getting a decent house alarm fitted to my gaff. Can anyone recommend a suitable company?
  8. Mad Cyril

    Brown makes gaffe

    Brown gaffe I bet he wishes it had been a BBC microphone and not a Sky one.
  9. Napster

    Nice Geoff Boycott story

    Pinched from Popbitch back to 1997/98 then and Geoff Boycott is talking to a Brit fella living in Barbados. They got discussing stuff and eventually the expat offered Sir Geoff the full use of his massive, luxurious, hilltop house for the duration of the England tour of that winter. On the...
  10. Mad Cyril

    Lib Dems campaign gaffe

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/8077101.stm Fantastic stuff.
  11. Yer Blues

    float tanks

    any of you lot ever had a go? im thinking of heading up to this gaff at some point http://floatworks.com/about
  12. 1 million in negative equity

    this morning the bank of england has warned that 1 million homes could fall into negative equity and also predict that values could decrease by a further 15%. my view is simple, the more snatch backs which go to auction will result in property prices falling further than 15%,i reckon it will...
  13. the hall !!

    ok fair enough its a dump,but i simply love the gaff. the pitch is top notch,the quirky ladder to the gantry,the back row seats in the upper,the floodlights which have seen so much over the years,the dodgy food, ect ect. crept onto the pitch on several occasions and "scored" several blinding...
  14. eastenders unanswered

    the queen vic must be the only pub in the world which gives free drinks every week,has a manky old couch and has stand up rows/fights virtually every couple of days. why cant the residents of the square keep any secret? are dot and albert steptoe the same person? whatever happened to...
  15. Yer Blues

    Anyone recomend a Decorator?

    Got a couple of rooms in my gaff need painting. Any recomendations? I have tried Mark Speight and Neil Buchanan but both were busy Matty
  16. Freddy's new crib/drum/gaff

    Moderators, take this off if it's been seen before, but this made me think of our Freddy straight away!! Love it!!!
  17. What would you prefer . . . .

    A. Beating Dagenham and Redbridge tommorow 3-0 to get Arsenal in the next round at the Emirates and lose 4-0. However not get promoted B.Drawing against Dagenham tommorow and then losing at their gaff but get to the Play Off Final. Myself I'd go for B. I think Dave Kitson is a tosser for...
  18. Southminster_Shrimper

    The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (First 78 Pages)

    An index or a guide..... - Jay Shrimpers New Sex Mad Chick (assistance provided by Playgirl_Bunny) - Essex Girls Being After Just Money (vigorously refuted by Vange_Shrimper) - Romantic Gestures (including flowers, meals out, etc) - The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton (From Page 5 – surprisingly...
  19. Winkle

    Virginity!

    Dont no whether we  have had this topic before, but I was just wondering what peoples youthful experieces intailed, mine was.... It was 1981 a fairground in leabridge road East london, threw the corner of my eye I spotted her on the dodgems! Older woman she was (16) me, a pubesant 15 year old...
  20. Andy_Shrimp

    I'm a Celeb

    Has to be Dean Gaffney, quality TV
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