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  1. Darwin Awards

    Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...
  2. Matt the Shrimp

    "Kit's in the bag..."

    Good coverage of the game in the Echo - praise where it&#39;s due&#33; Bizarre story about the fact that Ron was forced by Nike and Diadora to agree the commemorative kit before yesterday&#39;s game against the Gas. Lucky we didn&#39;t lose, eh?&#33; Incidentally, the kit will be: <span...
  3. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    Now call me Mr Pessimistic, but in some ways I am slightly nervous about the 2nd leg.  Don't get me wrong, it's a great result, but Bristol need to score 2 at the Hall to stand any chance at all.  Even if we go 1-0 up, they still only need to score 2, so we would need to be 2-0 up to give us any...

    I've just got to complain about the dirty farkin bastich who's icehole we had to endure after the game. It was my first time on the coach which was (ruined not run ) by some winker called Belly. Now i like Little Britian as most people but there's a reason why they're farkin half an bleaden hour...
  5. Cod recipe

    Butter some foil. Place cod steak on foil. In a bowl mix 2 tablespoons mayonnaise,, grated cheddar, teaspoon Dijon mustard. Top the fish with this, add a layer of sliced button mushrooms and top with more cheese. 30 minutes in oven gas 3. Yum&#33;
  6. This Saturday

    I am a little bit surprised about this one, but you have to admire the club for their efforts to try a create the right kind of atmosphere within Roots Hall... So, what are we going to have now? we&#39;ve already got Drums, Trumpets, Clackers, Air-Horns, Ghetto-Blasters, and now... Kazoo&#39;s...
  7. Matt the Shrimp

    Travel Alert

    Good job we&#39;re at Upton Park tonight... if, however, anyone was thinking of getting to London via ONE&#39;s services... erm, don&#39;t&#33; We&#39;ve just had this travel advisory delivered to us at work: <span style='color:blue'>Due to a major lineside fire near Romford Station, no trains...
  8. Driving to Northampton

    As it stands i will have 2 of my rear seats empty for the drive up to the Sixfields&#33; If anyone is in desperate need of a lift up there and is willing to contribute a small amount of petrol funds (As i have a BMW which is a gas guzzler) Let me know&#33;
  9. Vange Shrimper

    Useless Facts for the day.......

    - If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. - If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. - The human heart creates enough pressure when it...
  10. * ORM *

    For no apparant reason

    It&#39;s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it&#39;s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It&#39;s a model made before catalytic converters so it&#39;ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?
  11. Napster

    Toughest quiz of the year

    average score is 2 (I think I've got 4). From the Guardian: "Scire ubi aliquid invenire possis, ea demum maxima pars eruditionis est" 1. In 1903: 1 who founded the WSPU? 2 what speed limit was imposed on motor cars? 3 who was the Sublime Paralytic, who died of cholera? 4 whose weekly...
  12. Scouse Xmas

    > To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine: > Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, > Children playing - in filth and grime, > With cars on fire - and trainers under tree > Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally, > It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, > Knock-off gear - worra great...