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  1. OldBlueLady

    RIP Gene Wilder

    The original and best Willy Wonka :sad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
  2. CC51DAS

    Gene Pitney tribute band to rename famous song for Col Ewe

    'Cos they're : 'ONLY 24 MINUTES FROM BRAINTREE' :)
  3. Petition on Huntington's Disease - Bit Long-Winded but Please Read

    As some of you will already know, my wife suffers from Huntington's Disease. This is an inherited genetic condition with symptoms generally appearing in early middle age, though a proportion of sufferers get Juvenile Huntington's. It is one of the worst genetic conditions to get, and has been...
  4. A letter to the man blow-drying his balls in the gym

    open letters
  5. Would you have her courage?

    On Mr B's "Pictures of Birds" thread, Boris posted up a picture of a lady called Sarah Jane Howe. It was a bit different from the others on the thread because, as Boris pointed out, she seemed to have no nipples. Below is her story - and as asked in the thread title, would you have her courage?
  6. TrueBlue

    Would you agree with this statement....

    We would also like to put an end to gay marriages that has made us the laughing stock of the world! Homosexuality in unnatural, the gay gene has been isolated and there is a cure as a simple injection to correct the chemical imbalance taken from The White Nationalist Front website. Do you agree...
  7. Scientists unlock entire genetic code of two forms of cancer.

    Scientists have unlocked the entire genetic code of two of the most common cancers - skin and lung - a move they say could revolutionise cancer care. Not only will the cancer maps pave the way for blood tests to spot tumours far earlier, they will also yield new drug targets, say the Wellcome...
  8. Ron speaks

    Make of this what you will. Can't wait to hear his take on squad size! Good luck tonight.Will be listening in - no doubt of the MK commentary as te Southend broadcast is so hit and miss. A few - not many in truth - have commented that I have "gone quiet" over the past two or three weeks...
  9. ldnfatso

    Ashes to Ashes

    Great to have the Gene Genie back on the Box! Fire up the Quattro!
  10. Yorkshire Blue

    Monkey football

    1. GK 2. RB - George Parris 3. LB 4. CM - Peter Reid 5. CD Gary Stevens 6. CD 7. RW - Shaun Wright-Phillips 8. CM - Kevin Maher 9. CF 10. CF - Wayne Rooney 11. LM - Gus Poyet I need a keeper, a left-back, a centre-back and a centre-forward...
  11. CC51DAS

    A timely warning on the shocking risks of inbreeding

    Health & Wellbeing from The Independent Inbreeding 'causing rise in birth defects' </EM> By Paul Rodgers Sunday, 10 February 2008 Inbreeding in North East Essex is causing a surge in birth defects, environment minister Phil Woolas warned last night. Mr Woolas described the...
  12. CC51DAS

    Its time Lionel Sharples Penrose got more recognition

    Here is a sample of his work : The Colchester Survey, 1931&#8211;38TOP Penrose, the man The Colchester Survey, 1931&#8211;38 Down syndrome, other aneuploidy,... Paternal age effects Mental illness, 1939&#8211;45 The Galton Chair, 1945&#8211;65 The Kennedy-Galton Centre,... LITERATURE CITED...
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    Is there a Doctor on (the) board?

    I have a medical question. Michael Jackson has a rare skin complaint which causes his skin to go a lighter colour. What causes this? It doesn't appear to be genetic, as none of the other Jackson 5 seem to be affected. Could it be caused by something in the environment, or could it be sexually...
  14. Hotman

    Jeans for Genes

    Anyone partaking? I personally would prefer Thongs for Mongs
  15. CC51DAS

    Inbreds feature in BBC documentary

    INBREDS PLAGUED BY DISEASE Colchester United fans are suffering from genetic diseases following years of inbreeding, an investigation has found. A BBC documentary says they are suffering acute problems because incest is emphasised over health when breeding. The programme shows Colchester...
  16. ian_the_girth

    Comedy Retro Films

    This weekend i bought one of funniest retro films of my youth "See no evil hear no evil" had me in stitches as a kid & still when watching tonight some great acting from richard prior (blind) & gene wilder (deaf) i nearly wet myself watching this scene...
  17. shrimper loz

    For all those mums out there!

    WHAT WE OWE OUR MOTHERS! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME...
  18. Southend_Lady

    Men and Women behaviours

    After having a brief debate with ESB on the Sex in the City Film thread, it is clear that men and women both act very differently. What I have always wondered is, is this due to the genetic make up of a man and woman's bodys' or is it down to peer pressure, media, social groups etc? For...
  19. Winkle

    Evening classes for the lads!

    Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...
  20. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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