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  1. RobM

    Oh deary me! £50,000 as well

    "A lottery-winning couple who blew all of their prize money in the space of a year say they are now facing eviction from their home for a second time after being refused benefits. Jobless Jamie and Abbie Hort won £50,000 in the Christmas 2014 Channel Islands Lottery but the Guernsey couple...
  2. RHB

    Pre-Match Thread Oldham Athletic v Southend United

    We are one day away from another FL1 game, this time with Oldham Athletic. So far we have threads discussing ticket price stitch-ups, the referee and the Official site's bias towards selling tickets for Col U at the expense of the Oldham ones. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, now is the time to ramp...
  3. DTS

    Southend's future number one.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just had a text from a very proud father (D.O.L.L) who has confirmed that Southend and Englands future number one Lucky Luca has been given yet another year by SUFC. This is a huge achievement for Luca as a few of his team mates have been released and it shows the...
  4. Benfleet A1

    Shrimperzone's Honourable Gentlemen

    Just a bit of fun, it's election time and Shrimperzone has evolved into a national and global beast. The decision has been taken to field a candidate to fight every seat in the country and the opinion polls suggest a landslide for us. We have no elected leader but in anticipation that we will be...

    PL Weekly Points Points for Round 7

    A couple of unfamiliar faces at the top this time, IOAG just pips the lad from cowboy country, also a quick message to Nestudas and MK .. step away from the thread gentlemen, there is 0 for you to see here 9 Its Only A Game 8 Wickford Shrimper 7 shrimper95 7 Shrimper2thecore 7 SupaBlues 6...
  6. londonblue

    Laura Tobin

    Thoughts gentlemen please.
  7. DTS

    Breaking News Shrimperzone and Southend's number one gets new deal.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, More good news from the club is that Shriperzone and Southend's number one Lucky Luca has been awarded not one but two year deal with the club. Firstly I dont think we as mere mortals can realise the dedication that the young lads put in. They literally have to eat, sleep...
  8. Matt the Shrimp

    Zone Update ShrimperZone.com Limited - minor admin details

    Folks, In the coming weeks, the more eagle-eyed amongst you (or at least those with nothing better to do than to check up SZ's listing at Companies House) may notice a minor administrative change. The registered address of the company will be moving from its current address - 20 Shell Road, in...
  9. Eva Carneiro

    Gentlemen... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eva-Carneiro/226129340765953?sk=wall
  10. DTS

    London Museums or attractions.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Tomorrow is my birthday (21 for those of you wondering) and the Mrs and I are heading up to the smoke for the day. We did the same last year and I really enjoyed the Military History Museum. I was wondering if any of you could give me some tips on decent museums etc that...
  11. davewebbsbrain

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 1-2 Cheltenham Town

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Your post match reports and ratings can be posted here. Ken looked frozen to his seat so I have done the honours for him.
  12. OldBlueLady

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame 7th Round Nominations

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame (courtesy of Yorkshire Blue) For a bit of fun and to honour our club's history, I propose starting a SZ Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United. The words legend and great are bandied about a bit too often for my liking, I'd like our Hall...
  13. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
  14. BoyWonder2

    Ipod Touch

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Hopefully the good people of SZ will be able to help me out. About 3/4 weeks ago I dropped my Ipod touch in the sink and its been in the airing cupboard for two weeks. Everything is back working fine, expect the picture on Facebook occassionally goes funny but I can live...
  15. manor15

    manor15's Football League Round-Up: Week 1 (7/8/10)

    Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the football season, and in particular the brand-spanking new npower Football League for the 2010-11 season. After a summer of World Cup action in South Africa, the country, well at least a small part of its', eyes switched to Carrow Road on...
  16. DTS

    The sushi "chain type places?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I am taking the Mrs out this Friday to celebrate our 1 year anniversary + our sons birth + my birthday. The mother in law is on stand by to babysit so I just need to find a venue. The Mrs has really missed Sushi whilst pregnant so I have decided to go there. However we...
  17. Yorkshire Blue

    Rebuilding the squad

    Rebuilding the squad has many implications, none more important than the fact that we've got no songs for any of the players. Even Granty, the one surviving first team player never had a proper song, despite being one of our best players. I therefore urge all SZ members to come up with an...
  18. DTS

    SZ gift to say thanks to Tilly.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I had an idea which the mods have kindly given there support too that we as Shrimperzone could get Steve Tilson a gift to say thanks for all he has done and to show our support for our favourite son. Tilson needs no introudction from me. Needless to say 99% of us felt he...
  19. Yorkshire Blue

    BOGMISH 1:5 Clinching the title v winning the play-offs

    Our 5th tie of the first round is a real heavyweight affair. I probably should have left it until after a defeat to cheer us all up, because these two games can't help but make you grin. In the home corner we have Ayrshire Blue's nomination of probably the greatest ever scuffed shot: Wayne...
  20. DTS

    Skype phones.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, With Fathers day around the corner I have decided to treat my old man to a skype phone to plug into his laptop so he can see my lovely boat everytime he cals (More to the point see GoDoDtS grow up week by week). When it comes to technology I have the understanding of a...