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  1. Round 2: Tie 7

    Leryn Franco (steveo) vs Ana Paula Mancino (blues_r_best) Evidence please gents....
  2. Terry Alderton tonite

    Morning ladies and gents check this out tonite............... The Joker Comedy Club and CKP present TERRY ALDERTON FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AT THE PALACE THEATRE SOUTHEND – 14TH NOVEMBER Local boy Terry Alderton performs his one hour show (plus support) at The Palace Theatre Southend on 14th...
  3. Quarter Final Round 2

    The second round tie brings us another tie of big hitters - Martin Scorsese (Brettie A) takes on Oliver Stone (Marvel315). Evidence please gents!
  4. Second round: Tie 7

    First tie today sees zombie maestro George Romero (Clinton Baptiste) take on bombastic Oliver Stone (Marvel315). Evidence please gents :)
  5. Second Round: Tie 3

    First tie today are two very different directors. 1980's stalwart John Hughes (Bobby G) takes on gothic Tim Burton (Godber). Evidence please gents!
  6. Custard Splat

    Saturday Night - Indie/Alternative Time

    Ladies & Gents, Pubey's fantastic "what are you listening to..." thread has given me an idea. Tonight, I have the dull joy of going to a wedding reception where I will be listening to the likes of Whitney bloody Houston etc. My only way of surviving this will be to get very drunk and then detox...
  7. J

    A Massive Plea...

    Ladies and Gents, - i plead, and hope others will, not to get on Tilson's back, and also.. let's still give him a chance - He has earned our faith for a little longer yet, i'm concerned the current going's on will make people get on the Lad's back. It's not their's or Tilly's fault.. This is...
  8. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - Last 16 - Peter Butler vs Chris Powell

    Vote for who you think is more of an SUFC legend please ladies and gents. Poll closes at midnight. Peter Butler (Supported by davewebbsbrain Butler won Group H with 39 votes. A strong centre midfielder he made 142 appearances or the Blues scoring 9 goals before joint Wet Spam.) Chris Powell...
  9. I am thinking of buying a new bed...

    Ladies and Gents, I like the idea of the mattresses that mould to your body shape and they seem really comfortable. I have cream coloured walls. I was wondering if you could tell me which bed you find more appealing. Bed 1 - The dark more sophisticated look Bed 2 - Slightly different...
  10. South Bank Hank

    Mountain bike advice?

    As anyone at the SZFC charity football match could testify, my fitness levels are not what they should be and I have less air in my lungs at any given moment than Michael Jackson. As part of a general fitness drive, I'm looking to buy myself a mountain bike - nothing professional, just...
  11. Crawliano


    For the love of god please can we stop all of this constant circular tirade of hate! 1) Ron ain't gonna sit by and watch his investment go down, unless he's getting some sort of sexual kick out of spunking money up the wall I think if Tilly goes to him and says I like this spritely young lad...
  12. Ron Manager

    Funniest thing seen at a sporting event

    I know we've had a thread about funniest things ever seen at Roots Hall (my personal favourite is still Ken McNasty's false teeth falling out of his mouth in the South Upper into the Lower). However on Sunday here at the Queensland roar vs Perth Glory fan I think I've seen something to rival...
  13. Rusty Shackleford

    The Kray Twins

    Just watching a documentary on National Geographoc that seems to imply that Reg & Ron weren't proper gents. Outrageous.
  14. Irish_Shrimper

    Orient thrashing, the 'Taking' of the Spread, and Wiggy's Identity Finally Revealed

    I had every intention of defying my usual trend of taking only 4 photos every trip to see Southend play, but the above is all I got this time around :D Friday morning started bright and early at 7am, where Billy no mates here made his way to Shannon Airport. Got a sneaky, and rather greasy...
  15. NZamba Legend

    Favourite East Green/Black toilet cubicle?

    This one is for the GENTS only- If all the urinals are full, which do you choose for a p*ss or crafty fag?
  16. Sunday Night Virtual Pub Quiz Week 16

    This weeks quiz Miss is Kay (OBL)....I dunno yet which chat room. depends on the USA gents....the subject is TV/Film general knowledge. 8-30 Sunday People.:)
  17. My Opinion Of Great Britain Today Part 1 Housing

    This has been troubling me for some time so I need to get it off my chest.. To start. Housing. After the War people were encouraged to have have larger families and if you were a normal couple,Say a Greengrocer and a Housewife the normal man's wage enabled you to be able to buy a house of your...
  18. Shrimpergarry

    Chris Powell?

    Surprised I couldn't find a thread asking whether Chris Powell would return to us to finish his career, so I thought I'd better start one! He has said publically that he wants to continue playing http://www.charlton-athletic.co.uk/newsview.ink?nid=32401&newstype=p Where better than at Roots...
  19. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Dear Ron, how much do you want for the West Stand?

    Dear Uncle Ron, I would like to know the answer to the above question please. I am not flush with dosh but do have the space. Having spent a considerable part of the last 37 years in the West Stand I think it would be a shame for it just to be smacked to bits. If it could be taken down...
  20. The Transfer Window Rules

    Just to remind you of the Rules, Ladies and Gents: