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  1. Ex Shrimpers Challenge-Letter G

    Morning everyone well it is here in the USA so first thoughts on my letter G. Bill Garner, Shaun Goater, Mark Gower and Wayne Gray all come to mind and for some reason Gary Bennett (well i liked him) so now i'll check out who else we have.....suggestions please
  2. should britain take back some of its former colonies and turn the map pink again

    it strikes me with the mess in the middle east, that it would have been better all round if we had kept bahrain as a part of britain, cannot see the locals having anything to complain about had we done so, look the other places that we still own , good education, low crime, etc. good example of...
  3. Southampton Shrimper

    61m Goal

    At the end of October, 3rd Division side Koblenz knocked out Bundesliga side Hertha Berlin in the Second Round of the German Cup. Koblenz won 2-1, and they got underway with this strike from 61 metres out by Michael Stahl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a0E5BuvZ28&feature=related
  4. Reserves Tonight

    any reports? just read on a stevenage forum we're 1-0 down peter winn scoring there goal
  5. Tilson's Gift: Contacting Players

    Perhaps a mod could sticky this? Below is a list of players that played under Steve Tilson during his tenure as manager here. I've left out loanees and a choice few players (i.e. Ricketts, Foran), however if I've missed anyone let me know and I'll add them. What we're asking for is a short...
  6. Hotman


    A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...
  7. Not In Mohave Shrimper

    Foreign XI

    Ok, not sure if this has been done before but Napster's Oldies thread made me think of this. What would our best XI of foreign players look like? We'll class foreign as meaning no UK players, and no irish either. Ideally 11 players from 11 different countries. Here's a few to start us...
  8. Tommy2holes

    We need a talisman.....

    Im quite liking the shape of the squad at the moment , but its very clear that creativity is something that is still missing. I still think that paul and his staff have done a great job in getting a team together in a very very short time. I have yet to see a great deal of both hall and...
  9. manor15

    Battle of the SUFC Players of the 00's: Mark Gower vs Shaun Goater

    Mark Gower (Museshrimper) VERSUS Shaun Goater (Napster) Please ONLY vote for your favourite, or who you regard to be the best player of the group. Museshrimper and Napster please feel free to post messages of why people should vote for your player. This poll will close in 24 hours.
  10. manor15

    Battle of the SUFC Players of the 00's: Group D

    Group D 16. Dorian Dervite (northernshrimperx) 3. Adam Barrett (Ayrshire Blue) 5. Shaun Goater (Napster) 12. Lee Barnard (MK) Please ONLY vote for your 2 favourite, or who you regard to be the 2 best players of the group. northernshrimperx, Ayrshire Blue, Napster and MK please feel free to...
  11. Stats

    Sufc long xi

    Bit of light hearted relief during the current doom and gloom surrounding the club; Your suggestions of players past and present who would make the SUFC Long XI (Plus Subs) Criteria, must of been registered to play for the first team I'll start with; GK - KELVIN JACK RB - KEITH DUBLIN CB -...
  12. superblue24

    Delivery Times

    Something that really gets my goat, and I mean REALLY gets me angry is why I have to take a half bloody day any time I want to have anything delivered, or an engineer call-out. Does nobody in this world "get" the fact that people tend to be at work between the hours of 9 til 5 on working days...
  13. superblue24

    Who would be YOUR goat?

    Tilson seems to like bringing in the "has-beens" with a season or two left in them, and for the most part it has worked.....a'la Goater, to a lesser extent Freedman (who I maintain was a superb acquisition at the beginning but form took a continuos downward turn), and to an even more lesser...
  14. Ron Manager

    Mathematically predict your favourite movie

    It’s a one minute thing… Do the math carefully and be amazed at how it works out Try this quick & easy test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favourite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 19 films you would enjoy the...
  15. One for Rusty - You Know You Are A Taliban If:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests...
  16. Napster

    Best SUFC per country

    I thought it would be an idea, to put forward best SUFC player per country: England: Stan Collymore Scotland: Sandy Anderson N. Ireland: Derek Spence Ireland: Ronnie Whelan Wales: Freddy Eastwood Congo: Peggy Lokando Australia: Adam Federici France: Francis Laurent Germany: Lars Unger Belgium...
  17. CocklesShrimps&Whiteweed

    Our 'Must win game'.

    Just got back from Roots Hall and I appreciate I'm writing this with a hot head but quite frankly I need to get it off my chest. The one word I would use to describe todays match was abject at best and mind numbing tedium at worst. I mean....'Must win' did anyone tell our 'players?'. What gets...
  18. MrB

    Great Own Goal

    In case you didn't see it on Tuesday.... It's at about 1.10. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/default.stm
  19. Blocked Drains

    Every year or sometimes twice or maybe three times a year, i have to get the drain rods out and unblock our main ones. Now what really gets my goat doing this, well apart from the obvious smell and general literal **** you have to deal with, is this. It is not my drains that are blocked!! In a...
  20. Atmosphere Last Night

    I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke...... long story short i got offered some free tickets last night and subsquesntly ended up sitiing in the East Stand for the 1st time in about 2 years. What a crap atmosphere. Bunch of whinging old goats. The only noise that came fom there...