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Ailments / illnesses and embaressing/painful injuries
Now i have had some ailments over the 33 years since my creation but my most recent has proved painful embaressing and is taking time to get over. So i wanted to know yours. I'll go back to mine. Bout 3 weeks ago i started getting a pain in my arse after going for a bike ride . I just put it...- Tommy2holes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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****ting your pants
I have had the great pleasure of doingthis twice in my life time so far and would like to hear from any one with a decent story , cos lets be fair they will always be good stories if a **** in your pants is involved . Reason i'm starting this thread is at my pals stag we stripped him off at...- duncan bulgaria
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Stories your parents tell your missus about you as a kid to embarass you !!
We've all been there fella's and ladies , took a new girl to meet the family and they get the old photos out etc and then start by telling stories about you as a kid and what you got up to . My ma has her favourite of many up her sleeve about me when i was living at home and she was out in the...- duncan bulgaria
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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How To Shower
How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- admire artificial bathroom bedroom condition flash gown hes knob loud oil pile surrounding washing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dressing gowns!
My lady is a bit - well, posh. Recently I went to see her and she cooked a wonderful meal and apologised for not having ironed the tablecloth - that's swish in my book. Anyway I get moaned at (nicely) for not having a dressing gown! They sem a bit poncey to me, I really can't see the point of...- RobM
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- cooked dressed gown nicely sem
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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In Englands Green and Pleasant Land
An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar