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  1. RobM

    Vormezeele war graves

    My grandfather met an untimely end in Flanders in 1917. I'm going to visit his grave on the anniversary of his death (99th). Has anyone here been and if so, how did you find the experience? (Checks spelling.. Voormezeele, near Ypres.
  2. Napster

    A Cultural Review 2015

    I haven't seen many films this year - so it's been a year of new podcasts, new books, new TV shows and new music. New podcasts: Lore has been interesting - a bi-weekly investigation of myths/ No Such Thing as a Fish - funny at times, fascinating in others - produced by the team behind QI...
  3. Jail the ex Nazi?

    A 93 year old ex Auschwitz soilder by the name of Oskar Groening is up on trial for accessory to 3000,000 murders as his job was to detail all the gold and belongings of the imates that were at the camp and could face up to 15 years in prison. i am in the hell yer camp but what do other zoners...
  4. Lets fix it for Jim.

    To rest in a place that is fit for a true scumbag like him. I say that they dig his rotting body up and put in a grave inside a prison for say 100 years or more,it works in Isreal so why not here for very naughty people,your thoughts?
  5. pickledseal

    RIP Neil Armstrong

    Who didn't want to be an astronaut as a kid? Odd that I walked past Yuri Gagarin's grave today and thought about my boyhood dreams of going to the moon too.
  6. Cricko

    Faster than the speed of light

    Well this will put the cat amongst the pigeons and make Einstein turn in his grave. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8783011/Speed-of-light-broken-by-scientists.html http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15017484
  7. Napster

    Garry Nelson interview

    New interview from Garry Nelson http://theballisround.co.uk/2010/08/26/still-not-yet-in-the-grave/
  8. canveyshrimper

    The Blonde Mortician

    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing...
  9. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
  10. Slipperduke

    Monopoly

    The clue is in the name. They called it Mono-poly. Mono. One. Not Bi-opoly, not Tri-opoly, and certainly not Commi-opoly where you all work together and the renting revenue gets ******* on the space programme. It’s a game and it’s there to be won, so what’s the point in trying to play nice? Did...
  11. Tangled up in Blue

    Tory cuts-warning

    News Politics George Osborne George Osborne identifies cuts for first weeks of Tory governmentShadow chancellor says £178bn fiscal deficit means he cannot wait for initial post-election budget before cutting expenditure Comments (16) Buzz up! Digg it Nicholas Watt, chief political...
  12. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: The Teflon Ron

    Reading through many of the posts regarding our current financial woes, one thought has struck me over and over again: How the hell does Ron Martin do it? Mr Martin has been proven to be a liar. That’s a fact that cannot be disputed. I was thinking of prefacing that with an ‘IMHO’, but I...
  13. MisterStubbs

    Long live Southend United Football Club

    Now im not sure if this is the right place for this post but hay.... Im only 19 and to be honest, reading through all these posts has just confused my little brain. Ive supported the blues since i can remember and have some amazing memories, "beating man united", "drawing away to swansea &...
  14. Yorkshire Blue

    RIP Douglas Jardine

    I know he died 50 odd years ago, but he'll be spinning in his grave more than a Murali chuck. Angelo Mathews hit a single out to midwicket and as it was only Graeme Swann, turned to come back for a second run despite the fact it was only ever a run and a half. Mathews then ran into Onions, the...
  15. DTS

    Question Does your partner know your "magic number".

    Think I have mentioned it before but one of my best mates got married and then left his wife three weeks later. Couldnt really understand it at the time but turns out he had been having a six month affair behind his girlfriend of 10 years back. Since then he has been wracked with guilt and has...
  16. Manchester Shrimper

    Clement Attlee

    I'm going away for the weekend but my nomination for British hero is up for the first round this afternoon so here's why you should vote for him: Clement Attlee served as Winston Churchill's deputy in the War Coalition before winning the 1945 election and leading the most...
  17. Disappointing stewarding at Roots Hall last night

    A small matter, but one I thought I should bring to the attention of SZ. I was right at the front in the East Stand, near the corner flag that splits us from the south. When Chelsea scored their second, one man jumped up from his seat and yelled "YES!". This Chelsea fan was clearly on his own...
  18. Benfleet A1

    The Most Honest Grill in the World

    I would go to my grave a happy man after dining here. http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n
  19. Family Courts etc

    Fed up with the fact I have been to court again today to gain access for my daughter either 25th or 26th Dec like the court order states, as mother booked my child out for both days early, and I still didn't get it. I may get a warning note put on the contact order, gains sweet FA in time spent...
  20. Usual_Suspect

    Fecking Students

    Just got this: DANCING ON THE GRAVE OF CAPITALISM AN ANTI-CAPITALIST HALLOWEEN PARTY CANARY WHARF – FRIDAY 31 OCTOBER 2008 A number of anti-capitalist and anarchist groups are planning a*demonstration at Canary Wharf on the evening of Friday 31 October, focusing on 25 Bank Street and themed as...
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