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  1. RHB

    Match of the Day - Chelsea

    I don't normally watch MotD but it was on BBC1 this morning and I watched a bit. The match that really caught my eye was Chelsea v Everton. I have no love for Chelsea at all, but from the highlights shown they were absolutely awesome, Hazzard and Costa especially. When players are in that sort...
  2. RHB

    Goal Keepers and us.

    We have Oxley and the Smiths, or Smith and Oxley, or Oxley and Smith, dependent on your preferences. None of them are up to the standards that we have come to expect with Daniel Bentley so whoever becomes the regular custodian of our goal is going to require a lot of patience from fans and...
  3. Harry Bullocks

    Latest Rumours Bolger to Fleetwood ?

    Not sure if I'm too late etc, etc....has Mr Bolger gone to the above ?...not heaven / hell... but Fleetwood? :unsure:
  4. Shrimperstrust

    Under 18's Match Report Youth Team In Seventh Heaven After Gillingham Success - Saturday 12th September 2015

    Southend United U18s continued their victorious start to the 2015/16 season with a hard-fought 1-0 win against Gillingham at Boots & Laces. Rob Craven's match report can be found here.
  5. For the lost fans

    Lets hope the boys get to wembley for all the fans that will be chearing them from heaven .We have sadly lost some long term fans this year . So come on you blues do it for them .As well as us all RIP lads I know you will be watching where ever you are .:thumbsup:
  6. The NHS.....

    Blog can be read Here.. The Old Lovers August 30, 2013 by fakethom | 4 Comments A brief story about two old lovers in hospital. We shall call them Romeo and Juliet. Romeo is dying. He’s on a ward in the bottom corner of a hospital, an is slowly but surely coming to the end of his...
  7. Shrimperstrust

    Under 18's Match Report Youth Team In Seventh Heaven - Saturday 7th September 2013

    Southend United U18s kicked off Blues Youth Day in style with a 7-2 victory over Gillingham at Boots & Laces, signalling their intent to progress in the Football League Youth Alliance Cup in the process. Rob Craven's match report can be found here.
  8. Viva Las Vegas !

    What a brilliant place to visit ! I loved every single second and want to go back ASAP,Never dreamed of using firearms but what an buzz to fire pump shotgun,Uzi machine pistol and the desert eagle,Blew me away and can now understand why America love their guns. Seeing David Copperfield perform...
  9. Hello from a Newb.....

    Evening all, Thought it only polite to say hello especially as I've been picking up all kinds of Wembley-tips from th forum! Realise that we 'Day-Tripper-Glory-Hunters' aren't the most popular people among some of the more ardent fans here (though heaven knows why?!?) but hoping to get tickets...
  10. TrueBlue

    Oh my god!!!

    I think I have died and gone to heaven!!!!... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgF3gKBNKbM&feature=related
  11. Cheltenham Sat. - footy and racing a match made in heaven!

    1st race starts at 12.10 and see the 5th race, main race of the day at 2.30, and then amble off to Whaddon Road. Any other Shrimpers planning ther perfect day?
  12. Aberdeen Shrimper

    The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel....

    Received this on an e-mail today..................not the usual "pass it on to everyone in your contacts" type of e-mail. The Uncomfortable Definition of an Infidel.... Allah or Jesus Christ? Islam is the fastest growing religion in the UK . Last month I attended my annual training...
  13. Uncle Leo

    RIP Keith Floyd

    One of my favourite drunks has died. What a shame. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8256260.stm Before I changed it to Larry Bird, my avatar showed the man himself in typical drinking pose. Stuff yer Jamie Oliver, Floyd was a proper TV chef. I hope they serve red wine in heaven or else...
  14. Rob Noxious

    Record Shops I Have Loved

    This was meant to go in another thread which is closed for a few more hours, but seeing that this is ready for 'release,' I just wanted to get it 'out there' for the record-buying public of ShrimperZone. This one's a tribute to 'Carmel Records'... "Van Morrison once said that Jackie Wilson...
  15. Tangled up in Blue

    2008/2009 Season Highlights dvd

    Just been watching Fulham's 7th Heaven, their highlights of the 2008/9 season on dvd. Is there any chance of OUR club getting their act together and producing a highlights dvd of last season's games BEFORE the new 2009/10 season actually starts?
  16. RIP Mrs Slocombe

    Poor Molly has gone to stroke her pussy in heaven. RIP!
  17. The Pixies Acoustic

    For all those that have Sky+ on Anytime TV until Saturday is a recent live Pixies gig at Newport Folk Festival in the US. Very good, loads of old classics of course including Here Comes Your Man, Monkey Gone to Heaven and Is She Weird. 90mins in duration.
  18. Slipperduke

    It's His Own Fault

    I love Carlos Tevez. If you're anything like me, still immature enough to allow your mind to wander with fantasises of being a professional footballer, you'll know why. Tevez plays in exactly the same way that we would, were we ever given the chance. He is whole-hearted, brave and dedicated. He...
  19. Ron Manager

    Hillsborough 20 years on

    I was 15 when this happened. By then I'd already been on a terrace and moved 20 feet across it without my feet touching the ground...just being moved around in the crush. Now that was just watching a 4th Division team, heaven knows what it would have been like at a big ground in something like...
  20. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...