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  1. Byron Burger VS Bleeding Heart Liberals

    For those who aren't aware... A food chain called Byron Burger, have been facing the wrath of wet lettuces over the last few days, culminating in a big protest against them, which is happening as we speak, at their Holborn branch, which has forced the shop to shut. Over the weekend, an...
  2. Levi Bellfield

    This sorry excuse for a man has been awarded £4500 in compensation for being attacked in jail! The judge should be locked up for awarding it. Disgraceful all round,And Bellfield should suffer 24/7 for his hideous crimes.
  3. C C Csiders

    Hideous Christmas presents

    Just queued in HMV for some vouchers and the woman in front of me in the queue had bought two CDs guaranteed to ruin any Christmas; especially for the poor sod who is going to be on the receiving end of: Military Wives and Joanthan & Charlotte.
  4. OldBlueLady

    Apology 50 years too late?

    For those of us born around the time of this, you tend to think "there, but for the grace of God." The deformities of babies born as a result of thalidomide is known to most of us I should think. As one sufferer says in this report, these unfortunate people all need medical care that costs, so...
  5. Harshest Musician on Musician insults

    Some of these made me properly LOL! 30. Wayne Coyne on Arcade Fire “I get really tired of their pompousness [sic]… We’ve played some shows with them and they really treat people like ****. People treat Arcade Fire like they’re the greatest thing ever and they get away with it… They have good...
  6. Smiffy

    Strange txt Message

    I've just received a text message from apparantly Merseyside Police asking me to contact them quoting a reference number. It is actually addressed to a Ms Jones, who obviously is not me and I do not know any Ms Jones! What do I do? Is it a scam? Bit worried about calling the number back...
  7. Slipperduke

    The Ballad of Balloon Boy

    No matter how lethargic and fuzzy-headed you feel this Monday morning, no matter how unenthusiastic you were about the idea of leaving your bed, console yourself with the knowledge that at least one person out there is having it worse than you. Somewhere, presumably on Merseyside, one little boy...
  8. Smiffy

    Is this P.O.B.?

    Do we think 80's cartoon legend P.O.B. was played by Southend's No.1 TrueBlue?... The facts: 1. Pob was an ugly goblin ******* baby. 2. Scott is an ugly ******* and would of been Pob's age when it was filmed. 3. Pob always wore a stripy jumper. 4. As you can see in the picture, Scott also...
  9. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...
  10. To get boys reading books

    They give them theses http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7815268.stm ?? Which as stated are hideous to look at and dont really engage . Now i have Dyslexia but can read very well , but my intrest was sparked by .. comics . Insainly cheaper , more gripping and more engaging to your average...
  11. Slipperduke

    Gallas Must Go

    There is a saying in England that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Apparently no-one told William Gallas. The Arsenal captain, in an interview that will do for his career what Little Bighorn did to General Custer's, accused his...
  12. your worst jobs !!

    in terms of since you left school. back in the 70s most people could qiut their job walk up the road and find another. at 16 worked in a glue factory the stench was hideous and i managed to stay in this job for...........35 minutes!!! at 16 worked in the local shoe factory,so boring it...
  13. Uncle Leo

    Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report

    Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...
  14. Matt the Shrimp

    Matt the Shrimp in "running" shock...

    Folks, As anyone who has had the (dubious) pleasure of meeting me will be able to testify, mine is a body that was built for comfort rather than speed. However, I'm about to put that presumption to the test on Thursday week by undertaking a 5km run for charity - in this case, for Breakthrough...
  15. Slipperduke

    The End Of Motty

    Apparently, Sunday night is going to be his last big game before he hangs up his sheepskin. Am I alone in being delighted? Right up until 2002, he was absolutely superb. Knowledgable, consistent and informative. Then, and I believe it was the early kickoff against Nigeria, he went absolutely...
  16. Slipperduke

    David James

    It is a testament to David James' resilience that he has worked so hard to overcome his injury in time for today's FA Cup Final, but the lure of the big game is only part of his motivation. James, for all of his heroics this season, is more aware than most that when it comes to the FA Cup Final...
  17. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
  18. derek duvall

    James Walker (a problem)

    Just looked him up on football manager and the photo shows him sporting a truly hideous moustache. Surely such a travesty cannot be tolerated at roots hall.
  19. Slipperduke

    Group Therapy

    Come on then chaps, group hug. What happened after you left Roots Hall yesterday? How drunk did you get and how rubbish do you feel right now? I got myself absolutely obliterated on cider in a hideous bar in Kilburn surrounded by my girlfriend's non-football liking male friends. They were...
  20. I think I'm becoming a Yeovil fan

    I really do love Ciderspace. Here' a copy of one of their pages(totally without permission of course) that I thought was pretty good. Sorry if people have already seen this or similar. A Bluffers Guide to Communication at Huish Park You've read the Ciderspace Bluffers Guide to Huish...
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