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  1. Slipperduke

    Group Therapy

    Come on then chaps, group hug. What happened after you left Roots Hall yesterday? How drunk did you get and how rubbish do you feel right now? I got myself absolutely obliterated on cider in a hideous bar in Kilburn surrounded by my girlfriend's non-football liking male friends. They were...
  2. BREAKING NEWS

    The whole SOUTHEND 1st team have been struck down by this BIRD FLU academic. Looks like it takes at least a month to recover!!! Here is some information about the bird flu: WHAT IS IT: A form of influenza believed to strike all birds, though domestic poultry are believed especially...
  3. The Artful Shrimper

    C*Nts Corner

    Whilst reading the Evening Standard there is a piece regarding Damien Hirst selling a few pharmacy cabinets for a cool million. Whilst not being a philistine to decide what is art or not, though I remember the strange day when. , Whilst working at the Tate Gallery I noticed a chap sitting on his...
  4. Cowboy

    A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to...
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