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  1. Pre-Match Thread 1st Pre-Season Friendly next Saturday 1pm

    Away to Great Wakering Rovers Saturday 9th at 1pm. Admission £10 for humans £5 for others. Always good to get back into the swing of Saturday football, the close season goes on far too long without SUFC. (England doesn't count)
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football foo football football league fossets farm fourth division humans league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. How many humans have ever existed?

    The answer might surprise you.... 114 billion. :stunned: And that's a very conservative under-estimation allegedly.
  3. CC51DAS

    Breaking News BBC to resurrect High Altitude programme next winter

    BBC Two Programme Policy 2009/2010 Television: Select television statement policy BBC One BBC One Scotland BBC One Wales BBC One NI BBC Two BBC Two Scotland BBC Two Wales BBC Two NI BBC Three BBC Four CBeebies CBBC BBC HD Service remit BBC Two's remit is to be a mixed-genre channel...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  4. pickledseal

    Photos from Louisiana Coastline

    Sometimes us humans really f*ck things up.... http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/05/oil_reaches_louisiana_shores.html

  5. Pool Match at Rileys.

    There was a pool match between The Pirates and Southend United last night. Initially a few people were annoyed that only the youth team turned up, however; Scott Malone was there, Johnny Herd was there, and yes, the youth team was there. Steve Tilson turned up. Steve chatted to anyone who...
  6. Jedi Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 13: Battlestar Galactica v The Sopranos

    Battlestar Galactica (seany t) v The Sopranos (graysblue.jr) Battlestar Galactica (often abbreviated as BSG or just Galactica) is a British-Canadian-American military science fiction serial drama television series and part of the Battlestar Galactica franchise. The show was created by Glen...
    • Jedi Shrimper
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    • actors ant assorted capital civilization colonies commander criminal cyber devastating fleet hbo humans ish larson mcdonnell military moore parody production rack ratings rnd science serial soprano sopranos twelve twenty wordpress
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Decline in bees will affect our future eating habits

    I watched a interesting/worrying story on the local news tonight regarding the declining population of Bees and the effect this could have on humans.......it is estimated that 1 in every 3 mouthfuls of food we eat are courtesy of pollinating insects. Bee numbers have declined by 10-15% in...
  8. Winkle

    My Muts habits!

    I everyone, Sorry and all that as I dont get any spare time to post anything worthy or significance to embelish this great forum, but I have a rare day off and was trying to find and answer why, my Monty (44kg black gay labrador) as started eating his own s**t again. He as been on a very strict...
    • Winkle
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Tommy2holes

    The best Sci-fi film ever and why??

    I am a big fan of films in general and in particular sci-fi. So i put it to you the shrimperzone faithful what is the best ever sci-fi film/s (sequels etc) Its tough and there are loads of films that i like but i have to say the best are the ones that are ahead of there time and age...
    • Tommy2holes
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    • computers destroy enlighten humans sci skynet terminators weapons
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. davewebbsbrain

    Contents in The Pub

    After all the discussion recently regarding language etc in the pub and how kids may see it, I think that swearing is the last thing we need to worry about when videos such as the one yesterday showing dogs and cats being slaughtered are posted...I can't see it now, so presume the Mods have...
  11. Winkle

    If you could change to an object for 1 hour,what would you be?

    We are talking about this at work at the moment, if you could metamorph into an object/piece of clothing for one hour what would you be, This isn't as easy as you think as I thought maybe a lapdancing pole or a towel in the girls locker room,but I narrowed it down to two (1) Natasha Kaplinskys...

  12. BREAKING NEWS

    The whole SOUTHEND 1st team have been struck down by this BIRD FLU academic. Looks like it takes at least a month to recover!!! Here is some information about the bird flu: WHAT IS IT: A form of influenza believed to strike all birds, though domestic poultry are believed especially...
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    • academic cases cough disease especially hirst hong humans kong muscle nam netherlands rate recover scientists southend spread thailand trigger
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Vange Shrimper

    Useless Facts for the day.......

    - If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. - If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. - The human heart creates enough pressure when it...
    • Vange Shrimper
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    • catfish cup elephants foo football gas gest humans length muscle ripping
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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