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  1. Flinty

    Ron Martin An Apology

    Just though i would start the thread so that those that need to can voice their apology and it can easily be identified by the club instead of lost in numerous threads.....:)
  2. Slipperduke

    Transfer Windows Are Rubbish

    I went shopping today. I bought 150 steaks, 200 eggs, enough cornflakes to swim in and enough milk to drown in. I bought half a vineyard of red wine, a circle of cheese as big as a tractor wheel and a box of ice-cream large enough to sink a ship. I also picked up 40 paperback books and a new...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • afterwards ant ban brough cos dealings flavour foo identified industry ive janaury jobs jury laden league prepared raspberry rubbish sausage shirt signatures sledgehammer sucked swim
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. SUFC Forever

    Paul Brush/SUFC Players & SZ

    Raed in the programme on Saturday that when Brushy is finished with training, he goes home and logs onto the football sites on the net. Be surprised if that is so that he wouldn't look here and wonder therefore if he (or any of the Southend players) ever posts on this site? I know my mate who...
  4. DTS

    Why can we not quite clinch the big-boy signings

    Where to start - Fallon, Clarke, Elliott, Beckett, Greenace etc etc.... All the above and loads more targets that Tilly has I think quite rightly identified as top players and yet none of them (As of yet) has signed or seems keen to sign for the Blues. With all due respects to the likes of...
  5. Vange Shrimper

    Celtic fined as Dida receives ban

    Celtic have been fined £25,000 and AC Milan goalkeeper Dida has been banned for two matches following trouble at the recent Champions League game. However, the European champions intend to appeal against the penalty imposed on the 34-year-old Brazilian. Dida collapsed dramatically after a fan...
  6. Xàbia Shrimper

    Global Peace Index

    "The Global Peace Index is a ground-breaking milestone in the study of peace. It is the first time that an Index has been created that ranks the nations of the world by their peacefulness and identified some of the drivers of that peace. 121 countries have been ranked by their ‘absence of...
  7. Xàbia Shrimper

    Southend United - How far have we come? Part 3

    "There will be no stadium at Fossetts Farm and the future of the football club remains at Roots Hall." A year after being ousted from position of chairman at Southend United, John Main returned to warn fans that a new stadium was merely a pipe-dream. His words, posted on a Southend United...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • architects attract bankruptcy barren briefly brough budgets buyer claimed claiming collapse complex daw deed didn especially essex expired faced foo ford fur griffin hall homeless identified industry keynes league length milton misleading money owning posted prepared proposed publicly pulling qui roots shared suppor support temporary threaten town unfounded warn
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
    • Hockley_Blues
    • Thread
    • alcohol appearing aunt bang bin cases conversation crow crown didn didnt dru dual ell exactly fictional following grab hadn hanks identified ive lingo lou lover ooh osborne phones pulled rate recognise remove signal singing taxi town types urban wish
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Leon Constantine

    From the Mirror: Wolves have identified Port Vale hitman Leon Constantine as the man to solve their goalscoring problems. Sportinglife (First post! No worries!)
  10. Sussex Shrimper

    E-mail sent to club

    Just a quick note to let people know that I've sent the follwing e-mail to the club: I'm sure the club are busy and I'm not expecting an instant reply, but hopefully this will produce an undertaking that any scummers in our stands openly trying to wind us up will be dealt with...
  11. sussex by the sea

    New Stadium

    I have gone through the information on the Council's website trying to look the application objectively as a planner rather than football supporter. My first comments are a) that it is by no means certain that permission will be granted given the scale of the proposal but b) that there is...
    • sussex by the sea
    • Thread
    • ageing condition demolished especially essex foo gain gran hall identified importance junction length planner principle reduce requirement retail roots sensitive suitable suppor surrounding
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Fossetts Farm
  12. sufcintheprem

    SZ Fantasy Championship Manager Competition

    . The Boardroom Shrimperzone FC Southend-on-Sea Essex...
    • sufcintheprem
    • Thread
    • continued entered enthusiasm fictional foo fur hotmail identified introduce kee larger league midday outfield permit representing roles spreadsheet subtle transfers unacceptable
    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Appeal To Any Lurking Northampton Town Supporters

    15 days ago, on Saturday 21 May 2005, an incident occured in a KFC restaurant just off the London bound carriageway at Basildon on the A127. A group of Northampton Town "supporters" (for want of a better word) took it upon themselves to make an unprovoked assault on a group of boys...
    • One O'Clock At The Crane
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    • behaviour bound esses foo football hall identified imo miscreants provoked res roots roots hall southend suppor town trophies youth
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. BoyWonder2

    FA Cup 5th Round

    The FA Cup match between Everton and Manchester United has been marred by a coin throwing incident from a Everton fan (If you watch the reply of it, you can see who threw the coin) at Roy Carroll. I hope the scum bag who did this is severely punished for this. There really is no reason as to...

  15. Help needed

    Ideas? A few months ago I identified a Col Ewe fan at work. I have since nicked his Col Ewe penannt he had hanging on his desk. He knows its me that has it as I couldnt resist winding him up. My question to you my fellow Shrimpers is what should I do with it? My best idea at the moment is...

  16. Urgent help needed

    I have just identified a Col Ewe fan at my work. I am in the middle of abusing him via e mail. Any one want any comments/points thrown his way? keep in mind the fact that it is all via work e mail so must be clean. For your information this mug is from Basildon!!

  17. The Vodka

    The Vodka Scooter How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a...
    • sufc_stu
    • Thread
    • acquired automatically bedroom contractors dru equipped following identified money neighbours outfit parts passenger poorly removal stairs woken
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. palexander

    Ron Atkinson = Tourrettes!

    Atko must have tourettes - I think I'm border-line tourettes as apart from being a tad strange, I swear willy-nilly (he, he - I said willy)... But fair play to big Ron... I dont normally like ripping text off of websites, but this is too good to miss. The transcript of what big Ron said...
    • palexander
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    • awareness ead heaven identified ripping schools script voice websites
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Reserves:  Sorry Shrimpers Slump Again

    Roots Hall ne'er-do-wells were treated to sometng long since forgotten in first team circles - an abject performance and defeat. With players like Jenks, Husbands, Steve Clark and Jimmy Corbett perhaps playing for their futures it was extremely disappointing to see them go through the motions...
    • Shrimper Zoo
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    • conversation hall identified itself pace ranger rea roots roots hall rumour threatened tilly wells
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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