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  1. RobB11

    Adam Bouzid

    Is this guy the forgotten one!? Just can't see him getting much of a sniff at all this season. I mean, Easton gets injured and we have Bouzid, but instead, we go out and get Timlin in on loan. I'm not berating Timlin at all as i think he's fitted in and done a reasonable job. Is it that Sturrock...
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    • adam bouzid anytime blues bouzid ead english football english soccer essex football fitted football football league fossets farm fourth division iff league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football timlin
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Smiffy

    Manflu

    So I've got a terrible dose of Manflu at the moment *Cough* *Sniff*. Seems to be really doing the rounds lately. It's ****ing horrible. Sore throat, streaming eyes, blocked sinuses, headache, temperature, cough, the lot. Anyone got any medicinal tips on how to make this ******* disappear...
  3. Tommy2holes

    Beer rant

    Can anyone say for certainty what the funk is going on with the beer at the hall or when they are actually going to turn the taps back on? Its actually starting to take the ****. I brought a magners before the game that was warm and they had run out of ice , but you get a pint and a half...
    • Tommy2holes
    • Thread
    • 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anthony grant barry corr barry fry is clown barry harris bart bart v flavs bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue brough certainty chris barker craig easton dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division glenn morris graham coughlan hall harry crawford i never touched the cleaner i was playing golf with tilly the other day iff james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady paul sturrock peter gilbert ran real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Memory Lane Pubey's trip down memory lane

    I don’t know why, I guess I’m just getting old, but yesterday I had a real sense of nostalgia. I spent the evening thumbing through our wedding album with Mrs Pubey, a regular pastime, and my eye was drawn to a family who have been ‘family friends’ all my life. They were...
    • Pubey
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    • ands auntie blur dads daw electricity floodlights following formations ickets iff illuminating lived loft lou qui rate rolling san somewhere sons support wish
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Lord Football

    Food For Thought.

    I've been a bit quiet on here for a while, frankly the whole political arena is depressing. Even so, I've busy doing what I do. I thought I'd share some thoughts.... The Recession The recession was caused, in essence, by the collapse of the banking industry that took a gung-ho approach to...
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    • Thread
    • austerity banking caused civil claimed collapse collected cos deficit drastic economy faul identified iff includes industrial industry inflation jobs lose meals measure meltdown mistakes money osborne package pensions plated political products schools somewhere supply tin town welfare whammy
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  6. Kent Shrimper

    Breaking News Fickle Football Fans

    It amazes me just how fickle football fans are, don't get me wrong im probably just as bad. However since Sunday i cannot believe how people are reacting to Ron's latest episode. Ron has used and abused, Staff, Players, Sponsors, Suppliers, Fans and the last straw our Legend of a Manager...
  7. canveyshrimper

    Women try and smuggle a dead body.

    I had to have a laugh at this story, how can you hope to smuggle a stiff in a wheelchair on board a plane? Apparently the bloke had been dead for 24 hours. Being in Liverpool I'm also surprised his wheelchair still had tyres.
  8. wiggy

    Your fault Martin, not Brushes!

    Ron Martin singlehandedly ruins a team well capable of staying in this league and then dismisses a bloke whom with Tilly has done us proud over the last few years. How has he got the cheek to use the freshening up cobblers when the main man is still here. Scared stiff to out Tilly so goes for a...
  9. southend4ever

    Awkward moments at work

    Being aroused at work... Has this happened to you? So there we are sitting at the desk drifting after lunch on a cold winter's day as I normally do and I start thinking of smashing 7 shades out of Jennifer Lopez. I naturally get barred up and excited with a little smirk rising and a bulge in...
    • southend4ever
    • Thread
    • awkward diet eaten iff naturally repeated rock similar stress
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Will the flood gates open now?????

    Everything that I have read regarding the "debt" owed by the club mentions only the HMRC debt, which is in relation to unpaid VAT. It is inconceivable that this is the ONLY debt the club has, but it IS the only one referred to as being in line for settlement on Friday. So, knowing a little bit...
  11. Rob Noxious

    'Karaoke Capers'

    I was a bit of a late convert to 'Karaoke Capers.' In the early nineties, I could be seen grimacing and tutting in the corners of various hostelries, muttering about the murdering of The Clash's 'Should I Stay...' by misbegotten meatheads and generally being a bit of a misery when the wannabee...
  12. Aberdeen Shrimper

    If there was a Civil War??

    One of Glasgow’s comments on another thread prompted me to start this one. Imagine that Civil War broke out in the UK and you were put in charge of a unit of 10 men/women. These 10 men/women would be the elite of the elite and all hand chosen by yourself from fellow Zone members. You...

  13. Do we need/want a striker to come in?

    Simple, after Laurent's injury, do we want/need another striker to come in. There's mixed feelings/reports over Jimmy Walker and Barny. Scannell and Freedman are too injury prone and that only leaves us with Revs and Calver (who looks decent, but this moment in time won't get a sniff at this...
  14. DTS

    Latest Rumours Brighton sniff round Blues duo.

    One of my best mates "The Pilot" (See past story in the pub when I was funnier) is a avid Brighton fan and goes most weeks. Anyway got a text from him this morning saying that brighton have put bids in of £300k for Granty and £100k for Francis. My mate's only ever story Southend related which...
  15. canveyshrimper

    Pharmacology

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful...
  16. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Three

    Chapter One http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930452#post930452 Chapter Two http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930981#post930981 Chapter Three - Putting Faces To Names "You look...interesting." said Shackleford, peering over the top of his pint glass. "Have you...
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    • bleeding bogs brough buildings chapter iff music shift shouts smokey spread steveo stopped sunshine thre
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Tangled up in Blue

    Gary Hooper-Guardian Scouting report

    Have to admit I liked Hoops as a player for us though I never thought he'd make the grade any higher than League 1 or 2.The valuation here is pretty generous too I feel. <League OneScouting report: Gary Hooper, Scunthorpe United The 20-year-old Iron forward has a good touch and can play at...
    • Tangled up in Blue
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    • awkward borne hall halves iff iron itself neal occasions pace photograph physically roots
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. palexander

    Question Ian Harte?

    Is available and if he was willing to join St Mirren, then surely we could afford his wages - at least till the end of the season? Said in an interview today he is willing to 'play First Division football' - but to be honest, I guess he means Leeds (again), Leicester etc? Still... worth a sniff?

  19. Official Match Thread Leeds v Southend United

    Might as well get this up early.I am going for a massacre or somehow we pull out a miracle with our weakened side and sniff a 2-1 win....that's covered both bases then...:unsure: Don't forget the Zone chatroom tonight for all the latest news and a good laugh.

  20. My Housemate's a Moron, Appropriate Banter Needed

    I'm living in a house down here in Eastbourne with 4 other lads, all students, and as you may expect, the banter tends to fly around. All legit banter, nothing too serious or personal, nothing physical either. One of my Housemates is a bit of a bargain hunter, addicted to those money saving...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • ban chocolate cleaning crisps iff legit money nutrition packs physical prepared qui ripping thrown websites
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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