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  1. Yorkshire Blue

    Charity Fundraiser

    Hi, anyone interested in raising some money for a pensioner who has fallen on hard times? I heard a really moving story today about a 90-something year old who's married to an immigrant and was struggling to raise the necessary cash to do up her 8th home. If each family gives about £300 that...
  2. Cricko

    The Nakid Truth

    Taken from: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Naked-Truth-CameronIs-he-the-worst-prime-minister-in-British-history/349274725156523 How close was David Cameron to having a week that was not a total disaster for himself or the government. I really thought he was going to make it by Thursday,But...
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    • austerity boris brussels burn cert collecting easier eating economy faul flooding folk funded gest growth ickets immigrant inflation ish jobs minister ministers missile nakid nhs nuke osborne pork prime quicker rate rent respected rut san stated suffering threatened thrown town
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: The Politics Forum

  3. A socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar...

    the bartender asks "What will you have Mister President?" anyone else hooked on the presidential campaigns and debates across the pond? I guess it's because I watched The West Wing relatively recently, but boy do they put on a good (but expensive) show! vs
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    • assets ched debates http immigrant mister muslim pond presidential rate socialist
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Cricko

    The good old UK

    Perhaps she can get a few more of her relatives over...Honestly I despair at this country at times. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2087857/Sell-Big-Issue-housing-benefit-Romanian-immigrant-entitled-28-000-year.html#ixzz1jjo4THgN
  5. Smiffy

    The Immigrant Language Test

    Good move? I think so. Linky

  6. So, if you buy the Mail on Sunday...

    you're lining the pockets of Max Clifford and an illegal immigrant. That's good to know. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8611592.stm
  7. Medway Blue

    Why don't I feel Christmassy yet?.....

    .....because I've realise what a ******* Santa is, that's why. I mean, aside from the dubious idea of an elderly man entering the bedrooms of sleeping children and emptying his sacks, what else does he do? Think about it: 1) Parking offences - how many parking tickets must he pick up with his...
    • Medway Blue
    • Thread
    • alcohol ban borders chimney christmassy christopher cruel deer elderly ickets immigrant offences owning papa reindeer sacks san stealing suitable toys whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Question Ofah

    Does anyone know the name of the Only Fools episode where they get some Albanian prince or something suck in the back of the lorry returning from France after a booze cruise? Everyone thinks the immigrant has been kidnapped and the only word he knows is Gary. Thankyou!

  9. Milton Keynes.........oh dear!!

    check out www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news seems the place is struggling with the rapidly rising immigrant population,the report borders on lunacy with somalians demanding to be contacted NOT by phone or letter BUT IN PERSON. this report was in 2007 ....i assume the situation has become far...
    • graysblue
    • Thread
    • acted assume borders collecting cough crimes immigrant keynes milton socks
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. SUBBlue

    Gurkha's

    Pees me off when you read about some immigrant like Abu Hamza who sponges off the UK taxpayers & gives Feck all back. These Nepalese heroes who have laid down their lives for Britain over the past 200 years DESERVE to die with dignity in the country they fought for. Your opinion...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    Durham/ECB postpone ****-up in brewery citing organisational difficulties

    As anyone who has been following the sports news will be aware the Durham v Yorks 20:20 game was called off because their young spinner Azeem Rafiq was apparently ineligible (or according to Nasser Hussain, illegible - presumably this is because his doosra is unreadable). This is probably the...
  12. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...
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    • Thread
    • ber bert bin birth chickens complicated contractors degree filed gulf immigrant jobs laden minister money olds passports prime renewing sandy wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. All this... Over some trainers?

    Just read about this story where some kids have paid for trainers over the net, only for them not to recieve them. In a nutshell, the kids who were ripped off completely ruined this guys life... Because of the payments, they knew his name, address and phone number...
  14. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper

    1. CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • abandoned ant axes bbc coalition cos cultural diane diversity ead failing finishing fro funded grasshoppers hasn helpers immigrant ish laden laughs money multicultural naturally newly overcome rate shelter singing spiders
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Justice System

    12 weeks for killing a kid, this guy was an immigrant who had no licence or insurance, was driving a stolen car. Where is the justice in this
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    • immigrant
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Interpol Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper...

    CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • abandoned ant axes bbc coalition cos cultural diane diversity ead failing finishing fro funded grasshoppers hasn helpers immigrant ish laden laughs money multicultural newly overcome rate shelter singing spiders
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Interesting article on the Beeb

    Immigration Don't want this to get to controversial but just been reading an article on the beeb about % of the British population being born abroad. By using figures taken from the census. One startling stat was the that the population from 91-01 has risen by 2.3 million. People living...
  18. Interpol Shrimper

    Yahoo News Story

    Is it any wonder why we wonder sometimes why this country appears to be going down the tubes? Mods, this is not a racist posting, I just felt it's a current news story worth discussing whilst we're devoid of any football chat & is intended to provoke debate at a time of political...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • ched entered foo football immigrant immigrants importance includes political processed
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. fbm

    Oxford scandal

    If this was yesterday, then it would surely be an April Fool. I haven't seen anyone post this yet, but sorry if they have. Their manager, Ramon Diaz, has been exposed as an illegal immigrant and has had to leave the club as he has been deported. Brilliant! That should induce a bit of...
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