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  1. Question Imploding double glazing

    Before you ask no old shallow hasnt had one too many for his own good this has now happened to me TWICE in the last week once when me and wifey were both out and both times in the bathroom. Last night at 2am went to the bathroom and window made loud bang and there was glass everywhere. There...
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    Sullivan Can Save Hammers

    The arrival of David Gold and David Sullivan at Upton Park is the best news that West Ham United fans could have asked for this year. Their team may be locked into a relegation battle, their money long since squandered on shoddy goods, but finally they have people in the boardroom who know what...
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    Tories Win the General Election

    Geoff Hoon and Patrica Hewitt have just won the election for the Tories by demanding a secret ballot on Gordon Brown's leadership of the Labour party. If you open the window and listen very hard, you might hear Cameron laughing his head off. Why is it that the only aspect of 'Old Labour' that...
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    Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko

    After a distinctly underwhelming first season in English football, Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko were derided as hugely expensive flops, but yesterday, they gave Chelsea a real chance of winning their third title in four years. If they do, it will be the most extraordinary and...
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    Chelsea v Wigan

    Steve Bruce grinned like a naughty schoolboy as he sat down in front of the assembled press and he clasped a hand to his chest. "My phone's buzzing away, gentlemen. I wouldn't mind, but he's only texted me four times in the last four months. Twice on the day of the Arsenal game, twice today!"...
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