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  1. Is it me or are we turning against each other

    I don’t know if it is just me or other folk have noticed it as well but there appears to be an increase in fellow SZ members turning on one and other. I don’t mean healthy constructive discussions or a good dose of humorous sarcasm, i mean comments like “F**K off and support another club” and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • dose ead emotions folk foo insults ive mis posted slagging suppor support
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. DTS

    Drunken fights with your mates.

    Had a works do last night to celebrate the end of a very succesful first quarter. Made the school boy error of sending the big bird I work with to the bar first with orders of just get me a pint. She came back with a pint of Stella which was always going to be fatal. Now I work with a bloke...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • annoys arguement dru headed insults joi
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. scrounger

    Best/Worst Insult

    I was reading an article the other day about insults and best comebacks in the heat of an argument. If there is no sufficient response that you can think of, especially if you appear to be losing the argument, the most suitable response therefore is a quick insult. The favourite at the moment...
    • scrounger
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    • especially fur insults ive ran severe similar suitable wes
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Sean 2

    Catering,Catering,Catering

    Watching my team getting stuffed akin to the turkey i would be presented with in two days time,i sat in despair as we were rucked and mauled by the bruisers that were Birmingham. Christ,i couldn't even hurl abuse at the opposing manager seeing as i always admired him as a player and a...
    • Sean 2
    • Thread
    • ant compared customary ell hall insults remembering roots scum singing suppor wish
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. A polite message to the fickle crowd

    Those that come on here and say sack Tilly, he has no idea, players arent up to it should really take a look at whats happening at West Ham Up until yday they had lost 8 on the trot, second from bottom in Premiership and had been knocked out of the cup by Chesterfield. Yet here was a crowd...
    • IANichols
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    • cup fa cup insults ive shameful singing suppor support test tilly voice wes
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. DTS

    Brighton Website

    Ha Ha All sound a bit cocky at one nil up - Onyl to go 3-1 down and suicidal. Cue the personal insults about Southend as they had no defence over the team. I may need surgery to remove the smile that is etched over my face.
  7. overseas shrimper

    West Brom Surprise

    Last week it was my birthday and, as a great (and huge) surprise, my missus found a brilliant way of getting me to the airport last Friday and handing me tickets to fly over for the West Brom game. I was stunned. All had been arranged for a long time with my brother. Before I knew it, I was in...
    • overseas shrimper
    • Thread
    • airport awareness booing ched ead eastwood handing hanks icke ickets insults joi overcome postings qui rolling stupidity suppor support tilly trolling wasn wes
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. The day of greatness could be upon us....

    I'm not talking about you lot on here, just some of you moaning old sods who sit in the front row of the South Upper blues. I know you are likely season ticket holders who feel entitled to complain when things aren't going our way on the pitch, but, just for once, can you actually get...
  9. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. The Younger Support

    I am going to sound like a bit of a misery but I am slightly embarrassed by a small section of our support.  I was sitting behind the goal and there was a section of 12-18 year olds sitting not far away. I understand that there is a fair amount of banter between two sets of fans during a match...

  12. Don't Ignore the Chat Room!

    Though there won't be many not at the Hall tonight, the chat room as ever will be: Chatroom (not the least bit cliquey) - provided courtesy of The Shrimpers Online Don't sit alone chewing your fingernails in front of the teletext, join up with us other poor exiles and share...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
    • Thread
    • fro hall insults joi
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. This great southend site

    err..sorry about that. Being a shrimperzone regular and not wanting to be initiating a stampede of insults regarding this 'love in' post, i thought i'd write a quick mail about this site. ( I'm not Leeboy or Napster by the way!! ) Having been to the little gazette...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • fro insults naps shrimpers sufc
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Southend ......and proud of it!!

    What a night!! I just love Col Ewe bashing and tonight was no exception! However, I thought the support for the lads last night was exceptional. From the first whistle to the last, we outsang the yokels. Not sure what it sounded like from the seated end, but from behind the goal it...

  15. New shirt / Trust question post

    As the starter of the earlier thread I am disappointed that the moderators have seen fit to block further postings. I feel I have the right of reply so here goes.... thanks in particular to Terryinthewest and Andu for their constructive and reasoned contributions to the debate. Some of the...
    • blue sky
    • Thread
    • ant arter biting compared contributions exactly fur hanks heres imo insults introduced issued ive money postings prepared ripping shirt starter sticking supplier traditions
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Greenelk

    OK. better than the bleedin Pigs...

    More insults than you can shake a stick at
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