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  1. Wikipedia Game

    Bored at work today, we kinda invented a game using Wikipedia. First, we each challenged the other person to find a link between two people in less than 10 steps - which proved fairly straight forward! (For reasons unknown now, the very first challenge was the WWE Wrestler, Euguene, to...
  2. Xàbia Shrimper

    Letter in the National Press

    Published in a national newspaper. I wonder if Blair's Hate Crime Police are working on the case? IMMIGRANTS, NOT BRITS MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on the 7th of the 7th we have...
  3. Leeboy

    Friday Joke

    Stevie wonder is touring one year, doing live gigs every night. On his last night the crowd is really rammed and go berserk as Stevie takes to the stage.. After a few toons a Japanese man stands up in the crowd and screams at the top of his voice "DO A JAZZ CHORD" So stevie being...
  4. * ORM *

    Blinding Joke

    Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Tokyo. . . . He's just finished playing his Seventies classic Sir Duke. The crowd is still going wild when a young man at the front says, "You, Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" So Stevie plays an F# minor on his...
  5. Jeroen Boere

    I fought this might be of use to Southend fans about former forward and "ledgend" Jeroen Boere! His goals would have been useful over the last few season read on... Newsflash "De Stem" local newspaper from Breda 22nd May 1999 Jeroen Boere has to miss an eye Jeroen Boere’s carreer has ended...
  6. world cup

    why was I blocked, heres another for you pikeys get on ur knees and grovel Rugby World Cup 2003 - IRB Rugby World Cup 2003 Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were...