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  1. manor15

    Squad Contracts 2018/19

    Normally don’t have to touch this until late July but the new regime seem not to jet off for the sunbeds straight from the final whistle on the last day. GK Ted Smith - 2018 *Offered new deal* Mark Oxley - 2018 *Offered new deal* Nathan Bishop - 2021 (option until 2022) Josh Bexon - 2018...
  2. Rootshallbloke

    Desert Island Discs

    Ok Zone Castaways, now is your opportunity to share the stuff that the castaways on Desert Island Discs do each week. Pretty simple really, you have to choose eight recordings (usually, but not always, music), a book and a luxury item that you would take if you were to be cast away on a desert...
  3. Ban ki-moon

    What the hell does this guy actually do apart from jetting around the world ,staying at top hotels whilst trousering £200,000. He offers absoulatey nothing apart from his stating the obvious.
  4. MK Shrimper

    Turkey

    Turkey shoots down a Russian fighter jet on the Syrian border for breaching it's airspace. NATO says it will defend Turkey against Russia. Remember how we all celebrated the fall of the Berlin Wall and the split of the USSR? The world is closer to WW3 than ever..... :sad:
  5. amsemp

    Myles Weston makes debut for Antigua

    Made his debut for Antigua & Barbuda last night against Haiti in Montego Bay, Jamaica. He scored in the 58th minute of their 2-2 draw in the Carribean Cup. Will be interesting to see if he starts on Saturday as 90 minutes plus all the travelling and jet lag is bound to take it out of him. He's...
  6. TrueBlue

    GTA V details....

    The first of many GTAV previews to come starts today with Game Informer's article hitting the digital newsstand. Continue reading below for our bullet pointed summary of all the important and interesting facts, and discuss further on GTA Forums: General Information: There are 3 playable...
  7. southchurch

    Suitable punishments for moshni

    He should be pushed off the end of the gassworks jetty and made to swim to the end of the pier. Then his pants should be pulled down and a photo taken of his shrivelled up gonads. This should be printed in programme for next home game.:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon...
  8. Crawliano

    Alan Partridge

    Is anyone else really loving the fact that Cook Pass Babtridge really has come back to the fore? I love the guy. Watched the entire videography over the last couple of weeks and what Coogan did with that character was nothing short of awesome. A complete dick yet you somehow found yourself...
  9. MrB

    OD - Week 10

    Parkway Sports v ShrimperZone CC Sigh. At least it's out of the way now. I see Muse has the same issue next week! Currently very torn on whether to keep HHH next season. Now I'm training to replace rather then sell I'm jettisoning three of my trainees in a few weeks so can afford to keep...
  10. Impact of new airport on SUFC

    I'm going to try again with this post as the first one got deleted by mods... I'm reposting as genuinely believe amonst the numerous rumour/battle of ect ect threads there's room for a bit of intelligent discussion!! Yesterdays London Evening Standard ran a front page article on the...
  11. canveyshrimper

    RIP - Jet Harris

    Bass guitarist and founder member of the Shadows passed away aged 71. One of my early music heroes and it was him that inspired me to try and play the guitar. Sadly I have no talent for playing a musical instrument whatsoever. RIP
  12. mattytheshrimper

    Framing sufc shirts info

    Hi If anyone is looking for a good and reasonably priced place to get any shirts framed as I have seen people asking before I would suggest going to 'Frameworks' in benfleet. Near the jet garage. I've had a few done there now and went again yesterday to get another. They couldn't be anymore...
  13. Colchester and proud!

    England under 21's in September

    A weird kickoff time but cheap enough if you fancy seeing a few prem stars at the WHCS http://www.cu-fc.com/page/News/0,,10424~2100655,00.html U's Flash: Club Host England's Crucial Clash Posted on: Fri 23 Jul 2010 Colchester United's Weston Homes Community Stadium has been named as the...
  14. DTS

    Question Does Lady GaGa make you GaGa?

    I think I would be but she is a bit too weird at times....Thoughts...???
  15. The Expendables

    Anyone else seen/heard much about this yet? It follows "A group of mercenaries who travel to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator". Releases in Aug 2010 and has an all star cast. Directed by Sly Stallone it stars; Sly Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke...
  16. Henry Resists National Urge to Surrender

    The battle-lines were drawn, the trenches were dug and, in an all too familiar scene throughout history, a frenchman was preparing a white flag. Thierry Henry was considering retiring from international football. The forward told France's L'Equipe newspaper in an exclusive, yet completely...
  17. Pesky Lawyers Continue to Ruin Football

    Next time I get a speeding or a parking fine, I'm just going to ask for it to be suspended for when I can actually afford to flush £50 down the drain. Why not? It's worked for Chelsea... Rather predictably, the court of arbitration for sport has sided with the London club, suspending their...
  18. Pale Blue Dot

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  19. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter 8

    Chapter Eight - The Reduced Hypertherpia of the Closed Mancharia Osymandus pulled on a pair of heavy trousers and sucked the fetid air in through his teeth. Behind him, Rick Astley's body congealed silently on the floor, but of all the contributory factors to the awful smell in the room, he was...
  20. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
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