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  1. David Gest

    David Gest sadly passed away today in London Hotel. I really liked him as a celebrity that didn't take himself or other celebrities seriously. He was really funny in the jungle, and Big Brother. Yes he was a bit weird, and had that crazy marriage to Liza Minnelli. In the jungle he would have all...
  2. DTS

    Question Men watching reality TV.

    As were at home this weekend and as a home game involves me leaving at 11am and not getting back till 6.30pm I have a kind of unwritten agreement with the Mrs that I wont go out with the lads for a few beers on a home weekend as its not fair to clear off all day then all night. However this...
  3. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 22/7/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘John Rambo’ Barrett Steve ‘living the dream’ Parmenter Dougie ‘YTS’ Freedman Sometimes it’s good to let your hair down (unless you’re Adam Barrett and can’t!) and the last few weeks we’ve had the opportunity to do two things which have certainly bonded...
  4. DoDTS

    Question A shrimper christmas carol

    A SHRIMPER CHRISTMAS CAROL It was in the offices of Southend united after the Huddersfield match, Paul Brush-Cratchett and his son Tiny Tilly approached Uncle Ronald to ask about time off at Christmas. “Humbug” retorted Ronald I want you two and the team in training all over Christmas. Uncle...
  5. Rusty Shackleford

    I'm a celebrity to drop bushtucker challenge and just go with the titties

    ITV show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is to drop its team challenge rounds so that it can focus on lots of wet tits. Producers say from next year the show will be overhauled to bring together 12 medium to large breasted celebrities who will spend six weeks having bikini-clad showers...
  6. OldBlueLady

    I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

    So, new series kicked off last night, Nicola McLean almost fell out of her t-shirt at the meet and greet before they went their seperate ways. The group was split into two teams reds and yellows - who became inhabitants of "home" and "away" camp respectively as a result of Joe Swash beating...
  7. Shrimper_Apes

    Friday 8th August...

    LAUNCH NIGHT - FRIDAY 8TH AUGUST @ BAKERS BAR! FOR GUESTLIST E-MAIL club_bounce@hotmail.co.uk or PM me. GUESTLIST GIVES YOU CHEAP ENTRY BEFORE 11 AND ALL DRINKS ARE ONLY £2 ALL NIGHT!!!!! Remember the days when you could go out with your mates, have a laugh and not have to worry about some...
  8. Winkle

    Are you totally lost with lost?

    In a nutshell, it started out ok but the last series is nearly at the end and I think its time to call it a day. All they seem to do is follow eachover into the jungle and backout again. I mean, If you could stay somewere on the Island why would you want to stay on the beach for ffs, especially...
  9. Manakin Bird

    This is quite funny apart from the daft cow prancing about the jungle. I am sure that i saw something like this on QI years ago?? Another interesting fact about this odd bird is that it is the only bird in the world that sings using its wings. Sometimes you can be just too talented...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
  11. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
  12. Benfleet A1

    Best stories from the Armed Forces

    Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite...
  13. Napster

    More Peter Butler

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2006/05/06/pasia06.xml&sSheet=/global/2006/07/14/property.html Although the Flexmans have had a very easy time of it, there are caveats. Peter Butler is a former West Bromwich Albion and West Ham footballer who became a coach in east...
  14. De Ja Vu or what?

    Everything about yesterday screamed Oxford last season to me... A sh!t ground with a Main stand and excuses for stands, set in a concrete jungle of industrial parks and call centres, which can only be entered by driving through what seemed like 1000 roundabouts. The only pub around is a Pub...
  15. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  16. canveyshrimper

    Friday's very sill joke

    Two snakes are slthering through the jungle, when one says. " Hey dad, remind me are we crushers or poisoners?" "We are crushers son, why do you ask?" "Cos I just bit my tongue"
  17. Cocklecabanna

    Hello everybody everybody everybody, he he hello everybody de de der der deeer der........... Well the last thread started all so well, and then as usaul it was kidnapped by the lefty, right wing gangs. Well I am a new achanged cockels and I hang directly down the middle! Still in the...
  18. The Artful Shrimper

    Im a celebrity

    Vic Reeves has joined the jungle crew for those like myself who like to watch this but pretend we dont approve of it.
  19. palexander

    Favourite start to a film...

    Whats you favourite start to a film. VS reminded me of 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails which was used at the start of 'Se7en' along with clips of the nutter piecing together his scr*pbook... Anyway, after watching 'Apocalypse Now:Redux' for the first time in YEARS, I now...
  20. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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