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  1. Mad Cyril

    More local restaurant reviews.....

    IL Torrente, Benfleet. Food OK but overpriced and I think they are trying to cash in on an upmarket South Benfleet clientele. They didn't have Amaretto which is odd for an Italian restaurant and I saw them make an Irish coffee and stir the cream in. Don't think they will be around long unless...
  2. Joe Kinnear

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2343619/Joe-Kinnear-says-intelligence-Newcastle-supporters.html Kinnear's new names Derek Llambias - 'Lambezi' Yohan Cabaye - 'Yohan Kebab' Hatem Ben Arfa - 'Ben Afri' Sammy Ameobi - 'Amamobi' Jonas Gutierrez - 'Goltirez' Papis Cisse -...
  3. Moshni seen in kebab shop

    I saw moshni last night ordering a donar kebab!
  4. For TrueBlue...

    ..and other kebab fans £750 pound doner kebab
  5. Kebab prices.

    Is £5.80 about the going rate for a large doner or was I done?
  6. TrueBlue

    Kebab Van

    Kebab Van outside the main entrance and Shakespeare drive after the game? Thoughts? Chilli Sauce Salad Boss?
  7. chadded

    Going on the lash in gay bars..

    Now apparantly, it's all the rage at the moment, and probably has been for a while, for women to go on the **** in gay bars, as they won't get hassled by the usual ******** men who freqent the dog and duck and always stumble home alone with a kebab on a Friday and Staurday night. In which...
  8. chadded

    Question Is there a manly way to carry your partner's handbag?

    Was on holiday in Turkey this week- was alright- swam with a dolphin, but the all inclusive food at a supposed 5 star hotel was worse than Ali baba's kebab shop at 4 am. Anyway, walking through the market one day, and the WAG asks me to hold her hand bag for a moment whilst she tried a hat on...
  9. Coming soon to a kebab near you

    http://www.thegreenpages.com.au/Environmental-News/waste_management_burger :puke :puke :puke
  10. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update First "Revelling it in" of the new season!

    Yes, Revell's fantastic blog is back for another season! Here it is..... Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘sat nav’ Barrett Lee ‘the doctors friend’ Barnard Clark ‘you know Revs, you don’t half scrub up’ Masters Is it me or has time flown by since the end of last season? I...
  11. Question Friday Night Sesh

    As everyone knows, Friday night means 'heavy sesh doen the pub' night. I, like usual, will be partaking in the weekly ritual of 'drinking until a kebab sounds like the best thing invented' Anyway, i decided to invite all of you to share in this wonderous occasion by having a punt on how many...
  12. TrueBlue

    TrueBlues REAL Food Heros part 2

    Last time we spoke it was about the KFC colonel now today we must talk about another legend of the alternitave food hero world... I give you.... Mahmut Aygun Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner...
  13. adwebb16

    Techno + Newcastle + Kebab = Well see for yourself!

  14. Thorpe Groyney

    Hamstel Road - "The Greatest Road Ever Built"

    My laddo and I were wandering out of the Kingfisher chip shop near the White Horse the other night and took a stroll down Hamstel Road to get home. He became quite animated when he noted that included by the roadside was a couple of Chinese take-aways, a kebab shop, a corner shop, an...
  15. toellandback

    Sad news

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/4295701/The-man-who-invented-the-doner-kebab-has-died.html A very sad day for all of us that have enjoyed his invention on long, messy nights out Lettuce pray for him
  16. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Swindon Weekend Trip Review

    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Swindon vs SUFC (weekend) After the infamous trip to Cheltenham, the Showaddywaddy were back in business for the Easter Monday trip to Swindon. Having made the decision to have a night out on the Sunday (with the inclusion of the missus aswell) we left Southend on...
  17. Slipperduke

    Hounds of Hell

    I used to get these horrible recurring nightmares when I was a teenager. It was every single evening and it was absolutely terrifying. I’d drift off and be transported to a cold, dark forest where I was being chased by a pack of dogs. The dogs were so real and no matter how fast I ran, I could...
  18. CC51DAS

    On the bright side..

    Got back to my car and the wheels were still on it Team coach stoned (apparantly) but no-one hurt Crap ref - but no red or booking for Macca or Bailey 2000+ Blues fans in good voice - always a sight to behold 2 in 2 for Lee Barnard - we now have a "poacher" Leeds lost - again - gonna...
  19. TrueBlue

    TRUE BLUE finds Kebab open at lunchtime for work!!!!

    AHHH an office kebab being tucked away by myself this afternoon in the office! superb this shall now be a regular thing on the lunchtime menu for work! I give you the opening moment with TB and donner kebab with garlic mayo!!!
  20. DTS

    Is sort core porn a waste of time? (ADULTS ONLY).

    Having got back to Brighton for 7ish after the Millwall game I did as I did most Saturdays and got the lads round. We are a bit short on numbers this week as my mates Fist, Sweaty and The Pilot are all sunning themselves so it was just three of us. The plan as always really was to head into...