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  1. EnglandShrimper

    What is this Southend chant/song?

    Just found this in my Potters Bar Town programme. What is it? the love of a woman was my only crime what a fool I must have been I met her on Southend pier when she took a ride with me the road was long to a place she knew where the good times never end and love began on a bumpey ride with a...
  2. Napster

    Celebrity Apprentice

    I know the UK version's on tonight, but I saw the US version last week when I was in Canada. And, I'm glad I did. Piers Morgan and Lennox Lewis on the same team, destoyed some bird called Omarosa, a cowboy singer called Stace and Stephen Baldwin. In the boardroom, Omarosa then outed Piers, who...
  3. My Roots Hall.

    Roots Hall. This is probably a lot harder for me than most on here.Yes I know Canvey and a few others were there or therebouts in those old days when it all began for me. I Guess I was about 9 when I used to visit Priory Park and wondered who these people were kicking footballs about, It took...
  4. Songs for New Players

    I know there is much chat on here about songs and chants but we have signed two players who simply scream out for certain songs:- I have already mentioned that for Lee Barnard, we should adopt the "na na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye" song by Steam/Bananarama..... na na na na na na na na Hey hey...
  5. KrustyTheKray

    Quality quote from a Gills Website

    Posted by Somenak on 26 Dec 2007 19:25 Complain | Reply re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Gillingham v Southend ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple of things that will probably make me unpopular but who cares! Mulligan got a big cheer...
  6. DTS

    My dilema - I have got problems in the bedroom !!!!

    Right ladies and gentleman - I need your advice as I have a slight problem in the bedroom department and I call upon the more experienced heads on this board to help me sort it. Basically Mrs DtS and I spend most nights together. Now all is going to plan and got to say I really think I have...
  7. Brighton vs Southend Official Match Thread

    I have a good feeling about today and I am glad to see all the transfer's sorted.... So I am going for 2-0 to the Blues...( That is probally the kiss of death now):o Black and Macdonald to score. :)
  8. DTS

    I know this is not very PC but....

    Monday I got a call from a new cutomer called "Timothy" who has been recommended to me by the gay lads that invited me to the dinner party (See previous poll). Basically as you would expect he was looking to come into the office with his partner to chat about a mortgage for a penthouse he has...
  9. DTS

    Is Ben from work sad?

    Today due to holidays, staff's kids being ill and various other reasons I cant be arsed to explain its just me and my mate Ben in work? Whilst this is a pain as it means I have to work twice as hard on the plus side I do get to choose the radio station. As a house man I have to go for Kiss of...
  10. DTS

    Why do Lesbians use strap ons?

    I was down the pub last night for a few sharp halves after work with Ben. my work mate. Anyway we found a crappy pub called the St Christophers Inn which is basically a student place but its 2 for 1 on Corona so a round comes to £2.80 which is pretty cool.It also full of back packers who stay in...
  11. lee_sufc

    BamBam on Capital

    I don't know if there are many fans of BamBam who used to be a DJ on Kiss 100 before being sacked and leaving Kiss with a record fine, but he's now back on the radio on 95.8 Capital Radio from 7pm - 10pm weeknights. Personally, I think Johnny Vaughan is on borrowed time now - it'll be a matter...
  12. DTS

    The one that got away.

    I reckon that everyone despite how happy they are with their current partner must have someone that got away and you cant help but wonder what might have happended. Mine was Marie Birch. I started college and having moved to Sussex I didnt know anyone. Walked into my first day A level...
  13. DTS

    My "School Days" Dliema

    Lads, I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have. I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one. We ended up in a place called "The...
  14. J

    All you idiots

    That are complaining about a pitcj invasion.. well your a bunch of killjoys OUR club has just won the league ffs.. top marks to everyone who was with the players on the pitch, i managed to kiss steve tilson who took the time to come all the way to me in the crowd.. thank sir steve
  15. Which of these is worse?

    From a discussion I was having last night, which would you say is the worse thing to do, to kiss a girl that you've known for a week or to go to a club and make someone spunk up your back in a club via "dry sex" dancing? I wanted public consensus because the person I was speaking...
  16. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  17. shrimperman

    Its joke time..

    Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on...
  18. Trafalgar

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): " England expects every person to do his duty...
  19. southend4ever


    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend...
  20. Spaceman Spiff

    Friday Funnies

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old...