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  1. Dick Bate's Protege

    SZ Desert Island Discs

    Not sure if this has been done before on here. Same principle as the Radio 4 show, you get to pick 8 tracks, one book and a luxury item; as well as having The Bible and The Complete Works Of Shakespeare. I'll start: Pie Jesu - Andrew Llloyd Webber Raining In Baltimore - Counting Crows...
  2. Hotman

    Danish cartoonist attacked by mad muslim

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791667/Islam-cartoon-man-Kurt-Westergaard-attacked.html AN axe-wielding intruder was shot by cops last night after he tried to attack the Danish cartoonist who sparked riots by mocking the prophet Mohammed. The Somali man, 27, was injured at the...
  3. Mad Cyril

    The decline of the UK.

    I have just looked at the box of Sugar Puffs on my desk and noticed the Honey Monster is wearing a tracksuit and it wouldn't surprise me if he is carrying a knife as well. Has anyone got other examples of just why the country is going to hell in a handcart?
  4. Au Revoir M'Voto

    So M'Voto goes under the knife for a hip injury and will be out until January. Of course his loan finishes in January! So I guess he goes back to Sunderland.
  5. Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.

    A Boy walks into his parents bedroom and see's his dad having sex with his mum. ''What are you doing ?'' ''Making you a brother or sister!'' His dad replies. ''Do her doggy style, I want a puppy.'' Joe is on his last day at work as a postman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary...
  6. seany t

    Question Your experiences of taking the other half to the football...

    I was talking to my boss today who failed to convince his wife to come with him and watch the Chelsea vs Liverpool CL match last night, as she thought it'd be a 'dull game'. But it reminded me of my own experiences when trying to convince the better half of what makes going to the football so...
  7. It's ok to carry a knife for religion!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7989108.stm Sorry, but how can you have one rule for one religion. At a time when the government are trying to cut out knife crime and stop fatal stabbings that it is acceptable to carry a knife if your a sikh! Not saying that if you have one your going to use...

    Time of the month

    A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she...
  9. Vange Shrimper

    Ever seen a French Army Knife?

    Bit different to the Swiss one....
  10. Thorpe Groyney

    Diouf In Stab Threat To Anti-Knife Campaigner Ferdinand

    According to The Sun ..... EL-HADJI DIOUF threatened to stab Anton Ferdinand in a vicious fight. The bust-up took place at a post-match meal after Sunderland’s 1-0 midweek win against Fulham. A senior player said: “It was worse than anything I have ever seen and when they were pulled...
  11. Southend - Centre of vigilanties ??

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7593756.stm Now i agree with his having a go , and pointing out to people you are entitled to use self defence to defend yourself (not sadly as he believes to defend others thats a differnet matter ). But not on the decline of capital punishment in schools for...
  12. Bluesmanager

    Why Men are Never Depressed

    Found this on another forum (family friendly so there shouldn't be anything wrong with this but mods, feel free to edit, delete or what have you) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is...
  13. The Big Shrimp

    Civic Centre Car Park

    For those of you like me who used the above mentioned car park last season & before, how many saw the blatant p!ss take by our penny pinching council? They have now introduced parking fees for what used to be a free car park. The new fees go: 1 hour 80p, 2 hours £1.50, 4 hours £4.00! I might...
  14. MrB

    Possibly the greatest news ever?

    Disclaimer: Apologies if already mentioned...... Words can't explain how happy I am right now. For the sake of your sanity and to avoid the temptation to dig your eyes out with a rusty knife, do not click the YouTube link! Credit Crunch has it's upsides!
  15. Winkle

    Bear Grylls!

    I watched as he killed a yak and cut the poor animal to pieces before digging its liver out and eating it raw, and if that wasn't enough to put me off my lasagne he popped the eyeball out with his bowie knife and eat that as well. My question is, if you were hungry enough to kill a hoofed...
  16. Slipperduke

    Cristiano Ronaldo's endorsement

    I interviewed Ron Harris, the legendary Chelsea defender, at Stamford Bridge once and it was a real eye-opener. As we sat, drinking coffee and chatting about Jose Mourinho, people walked past with their eyes on stalks. Fathers could be overheard telling their sons, "That's Ron Harris, that is...
  17. Slipperduke

    Joey Barton

    There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...
  18. Slipperduke

    The End Of Motty

    Apparently, Sunday night is going to be his last big game before he hangs up his sheepskin. Am I alone in being delighted? Right up until 2002, he was absolutely superb. Knowledgable, consistent and informative. Then, and I believe it was the early kickoff against Nigeria, he went absolutely...
  19. Irish_Shrimper

    It's good to talk

    I noticed tonight on Irish tv, there were at least 3 instances of adverts encouraging people to talk more if they have problems that are affecting their daily lives. Always hearing people harping on about their physical health, and how they need to do more running or gym work is all well and...
  20. canada shrimper

    I have to wonder

    What the area is turning into? I just went on the echo website to catch up on news and the first items are 1.man shot 2.knife raid 3.Cannabis seized What is going on in my beloved Essex?????