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  1. Mad Cyril

    RIP Frankie Knuckles

    Legend.....
  2. My trip to wolves

    Am on my school holidays and went to wolves last night and did not get back til 2.30am I had the best day ever and went by wino's coach which was really funny. I sat in front of scott on the coach and he was really nice and gave me a bag of sweets not a steak meal. Scott is not happy when he is...
  3. Slipperduke

    The FA Get It Right!

    Justice, when it finally arrived, was measured without being merciless. With a GBP20,000 fine and a four match touchline ban, two of which are suspended, The Football Association have resisted the temptation to make an example of Sir Alex Ferguson without letting him off the hook entirely. On...
  4. Bielzibubz

    Question Did you have an aggresive or violent teacher?

    Well did you? I did, in fact more than one. The fella that does stick in my mind the most, although you must understand that with the march of time things have become a little hazy, was our TD (technical drawing) teacher. A man of limited words and even less charisma who would stalk the...
  5. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
  6. Harold Bishop Killer

    Workers Compensation

    I so hope this is true!! This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I...
  7. Slipperduke

    Newcastle v Chelsea

    Chelsea may have made hard work of it, but two well-taken second half goals gave them a vital victory over Newcastle here at St James Park, and set up a nail-biting finale to the season. Level on points, but separated by a yawning gulf of goals, Avram Grant will have to pray that Manchester...
  8. samib

    Mayweather defeats the Big Show lol

    In front of 74,635 WWE fans , Mayweather smashed the Big Show in the jaw with a set of brass knuckles to defeat the Giant. On Sky sports it says that "Mayweather showed his critics how serious a performance he was prepared to put on, as for most of the battle he was on the receiving end of...
  9. Somerset Ex-TTB

    Another Freddy Thread - Is RM Being very Shrewd

    Sorry for starting another Freddy thread, but I want to congratulate Ron Martin on his current stance of holding out for more than £1.5m+ We all know that Freddy is worth probably closer to £2.5m if it wasn't for his contract situation, so my thoughts are why not hold out for that at the...
  10. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...
  11. Oh dear......

    .....so Harrold has signed. All I can say is when I was on the line down at Harlow Town 5 or 6 times and he was playing for them he was absolute toilet - and I believe its a view shared by the vast majority of fans from his previous clubs. What really worries me is what we&#39;re going to be...
  12. The Artful Shrimper

    British Justice.....

    With baby rapists getting 6 years and probably be out in three and barrymore prancing around for the entertainment of the masses and innocent travellers stabbed to death for a few quid what Justice system do you think we should be striving for. I&#39;d like to see Abu Hamza and Nick griffin in...
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