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  1. The media.

    Be honest, Most of us only know stuff from the media...social,TV or tabloids. How can anyone know what we are being fed is actually true?..take Murdoch if he wants to tell the world his version of events then his outlets will tell us what he thinks..sadly many believe the stories hook line and...
  2. The truth about OBL

    Long, but I'm sure some of the conspiracy theorists on here will like it. Murmurings that it could have a big impact on the presidential election http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n10/seymour-m-hersh/the-killing-of-osama-bin-laden
  3. Merry Christmas One and All

    On behalf of all the lads involved with the Zone I would like to wish all our members and visitors a wonderful point laden Christmas and a 3 pointer New Year's Day. Here's to a great 2014. Ken PS I mustn't forget our wonderful sponsors who , without their financial support we would be...
  4. ldnfatso

    Did man land on the moon?

    As there are all these US Government conspiracy theories going about at the moment about wether OBL (Osama Bin Laden) is actually still alive, lets discuss the ultimate one.
  5. Question Should the Yanks release the pics of Bin Laden?

    Quite simple, do you think the American Government should release the pictures/videos of Bin Laden's dead body? Many people seem to be saying 'no', because they don't want him to be seen as any more of a martyr and also because the images are "very graphic". Personally I think we should be...
  6. Bye Bye Bin Laden

  7. shrimperhosk

    Lets get to know one another - A bit of Fun

    Hi this is my fist post on here so go easy lol just though it would be fun to get to know our fellow SZ traits in terms of SUFCso a few questions to answer (you can add some if you please) Please choose one 1, Roots Hall Or Wembley 2, Collymore Or Eastwood 3, to win 1-0 or 2-1 3...
  8. What's gone on so far this summer: the inside track

    Fulfilling it's pledge to put the late into latest, the Southend Afternoon Echo can exclusively reveal the inside track on this summer's goings on. Containing exclusives on such subjects as: the real reason behind Ron Martin's knee-operations Ron Laden: Ron's video blog and Southend set to...
  9. Hotman


    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  10. pickledseal

    Southend West

    As mentioned on here, I'm not a great fan of Amess (see 1 and 2 for starters!). Additionally a friend of mine is running as the Labour candidate.... Tom Flynn His Blog It's his first time as candidate and has been given a relatively tough seat to contest. Only downside is he is a West Ham...
  11. Best and Worst Facebook Groups

    Thought it was time to share the best and worst with the Zone faithfull. Feel free to add yours; Here's a seletion of mine... Rules for women during the World Cup - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=331468413294&ref=nf&v=info A girls version of an Xbox -...
  12. Matt the Shrimp

    Updated pics of OBL

    ...no, not Old Blue Lady, but Osama bin Laden. Is it me, or does the FBI (who created the above pic) really not like Jon Stewart of the Daily Show? Those neocons are still controlling the organs of state in the US of A, eh Rusty? ;)
  13. Slipperduke

    Blow Me, Duckface. I'm Sick of Hicks

    Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them? A question posed 500 years ago by Hamlet in Denmark was emphatically answered this weekend by club director Tom Hicks Jnr in Liverpool. It seems...
  14. canveyshrimper

    British Suicide Bombers

    British suicide bombers are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the amount of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  15. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question People who should have died during child birth???

    When you think of individuals throughout history who have been responsible for total and utter atrocities, we think of characters like Adolf Hitler, Kim Jong II, Osama bin Laden, President Mugabe,............but does anyone ever mention the name Thomas Midgley?? Good old Thomas who was an...
  16. Oh dear, Mr Amess

  17. hey Ron - want to sell up ....?

    obviously a lot of worried fans at the moment - but should RM screw it up I am confident we could buy the club - the sums are easy - 5000 fans/investors putting up GBP 1k equals 5 million quid - reckon thats a good offer for a debt laden league One club - so if this "businessman" or any...
  18. should drugs be legal ?

    in this day and age where its legal for people to drink into oblivion and cost the taxpayer shedloads with policing and hospital care,or its allowed for people to eat crap and have many health problems which again costs bundles. is it time to legalise all substances. my view is simply yes...
  19. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - part 3.

    Our third interview is with J, a man who has had many guises on on SZ over the years and yet is probably an enigma to most., so lets find out more about him. ----------------------------------------- Q. You've had many zone bans over the years but these days you seem seem to court less...
  20. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...