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  1. * ORM *

    Mugabe

    Other than Oil - can someone please explain the difference between Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Robert Mugabe and why we only seem to be pursuing military options in two of the three cases (Iraq rather than the original obviously) Incidentally I was at an event last night and got...
  2. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
  3. Slipperduke

    Transfer Windows Are Rubbish

    I went shopping today. I bought 150 steaks, 200 eggs, enough cornflakes to swim in and enough milk to drown in. I bought half a vineyard of red wine, a circle of cheese as big as a tractor wheel and a box of ice-cream large enough to sink a ship. I also picked up 40 paperback books and a new...
  4. C C Csiders

    Crosswaord help

    I've nearly completed a prize crossword in on eofthe Sunday 'papers. However, I have just one clue left that I cannot get at all. The clue is: Heavily Laden Postman
  5. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke meets...

    When I caught up with Adrian Clarke in London's trendy Camden, it was raining. "It's raining," he said with a wry smile, as the water pounded against the windows. He glanced outside at the widening pools of water on the pavement, the reflected lights of the traffic turning them into...
  6. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper

    1. CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper...
  7. Smudger

    The Squirrel and The Grasshopper

    >>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...
  8. chadded

    Simon Jordan

    This guys a legend. Taken from the Observer: Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan David Sullivan doesn't like his players. 'They're on £20-30,000 a week and they're not earning it; it makes you resentful,' he says, 'I've reached the stage where I don't like footballers.' Fair...
  9. Muslim Riots Go up a Notch...

    Now embassies have started to burn across the world, and mass flag burning occuring in Muslims states... All this over a political satire cartoon. Seeing as both western and eastern nations like to shy away from Double Standards, next time Bin Laden, Abu Hamza or any other Muslim extremist...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper...

    CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no...
  11. The Artful Shrimper

    Veritas

    Robert Silky Killroy has unveiled his new party with the declaration to stand up to the "nonsense that is multiculturalism". Not to be condfused with The BNP who are against other,race and culture. Under Veritas then we can expect a return to school assemblies singing christian songs...
  12. DTS

    Ignore the table for a minute

    would you most like to get relegated and for what reason in our league ? [B]BAR ORIENT OF COURSE AS WE ALL WANT THAT.!!!!! Personally would love to see the following 2 go down. DARLINGTON - Personally one of my most hated teams. Most teams in the summer go to a FA run...
  13. DTS

    Police last night.

    Was drinking in the coach and horses last night from about 5.30 onwards. It was no hassles at all - Generally a really good atmosphre as it was full of Southend. Go the leave the whole that is C&H about 7.25pm as did a number of others fans and found our way blocked by police/ We were then...
  14. sufcintheprem

    A few xcomments from last night

    First and foremost, we've proved now that there is only one team in Essex. Three games, twice away and we've come out with the winning result on each occasion. As for the rest, I've got so much to say but I'll try to be succinct (not my greatest asset, admittedly) The game...
  15. Hawkwell Blue

    Family Fun Day

    According to the Official Site the day will be "leaden with fantastic family fun" Oh dear. Not "laden" then!
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