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  1. Cricko

    The SZ beer club in London ..10 years ago today

    **** me times flies.....Two now sadly gone,, Canvey shrimper and Ldnfasto :sad:
  2. DoDTS

    No.2 Ldnfatso Biggest loser Trophy

    LDNFATSO BIGGEST LOSER TROPHY Turning losing into an art-form! 1 point awarded for every prediction incorrectly predicted, if all six are incorrect a "Gower" is awarded (like an Oscar for being bad). POINTS TODAY TABLES TO FOLLOW: What no "gowers" awarded today are we getting better? 5...
  3. Cricko

    Charity Raffle Prize Winners

    Hi all, part of our fundraising for the Graham Jolley Charity Football Tournament in June is a Raffle, although we will of course be selling tickets on the day, a few Zoner's who cannot make the day have asked if they can buy tickets on-line or elsewhere.The draw will take place on the day in...
  4. Cricko


    I am truly fed up now..although I have had to endure the season of Hoofball so far we sit in 3rd place.this is a joke. Last year I was content that we were **** and going nowhere with some old bloke as a manager..now he tries to move the goalposts to fox me. How dare he sign new players early...
  5. Cricko

    First Semi-Final

    It's Semi-Final time and the first is between. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. v Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Pictures and votes please gents.
  6. Cricko


    We now have our 4 Semi-Finalists. Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. Rosie Jones - SUFC Tom. The Draw for the Semi-finals: Ties will take place next Monday and Tuesday. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. v Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Monday...
  7. Cricko

    Quarter Final Heat 1

    Ok it's Quarter Final time so we expect to see a lot of pictures of these girls for the guy's to vote on. The First QF is between, Christina Hendricks - Rusty. v Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Over to you.
  8. Cricko

    Round 2 Heat 8

    The last heat in this round is the battle between, Keely Hawes - Tommy2holes. V Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Pictures and votes please guy's.
  9. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 3

    Heat 3 brings together the battle between. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Pictures and votes please people.
  10. Cricko

    Draws and Results.

    Battles will start next Tuesday the 23rd. Sort your pictures boys. Scarlett Johansson - adwebb16 V Christina Hendricks- Rusty Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper V Katy Perry - Hazey Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Caterina Murino - Flinty V Anne Hathaway...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    Rep going full circle

    It appears that ldnfasto has been neg repped so often that he's gone full circle and now has +50,000 rep points. Is this an intended design feature? I presume this is the equivalent of a joke so bad that it becomes funny.
  12. Quarter Final Draw

    Took place at MK towers this morning and is as follows; Airplane - Yorky B v Anchorman - Blues R Best Crocodile Dundee - Marvel315 v Pink Panther - Big Shrimp The Spy Who Loved Me - Napster v Total Recall - Clinton Baptiste Trading Places - LdnFasto v Wild Geese - Canvey
  13. where is our new stadium?

    So the banks are paid of, and at the moment we are on the straight and narrow, but where is the building work for our new stadium which ron said would start in may,june,july and august!! can anyone shed light on this topic as im sure we are all curious
  14. Latest Rumours Francis Laurent Turning out For.........................

    Col U this evening! http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/sport/colchesterunited/8379352.U_s_to_run_the_rule_over_pacey_Laurent/?
  15. Sacked or just fed up working for Southend?

    'Southend United is currently seeking a Ticketing and Customer Services Manager to join the Football Club' says the offy. Hardly a surprise given the ticket fiasco against Port Vale when yours truly and dozens of others were given season-ticket cards as the only means of getting into the ground...
  16. Ref Watch ...... Northampton away

    At a ground where we have probably a better record than any other over the last 10 years (played 6 won 4 drawn 2), we have referee Mark Haywood from Wakefield, West Yorkshire in charge. This is his 5th season as a League referee and we have managed to avoid him completely for the last 4 and a...
  17. southend4ever

    Gillingham Away - Tuesday 28th September

    Hi All, One of the local away games. I noticed the details for this game on the web today and am keen to go. I was surprised at only offering an initial 500 tickets for away fans. Do they still use the temporary stand, and if so how many does that house, because surely there wouldn't be...
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    Memory Lane Andy Smillie v Roy Hollis 1:6 - poll now added

    Our sixth tie sees 1950s record scorer Roy Hollis take on 1960s/1970s midfielder Andy Smillie. Post your stories and arguments now.
  19. danburyshrimper

    Cash coming our way soon!!

    Saw Liverpool v Newcastle Reserves last night , Southend got a few mentions as Michael Ngoo is the star man of the moment up there. The giant ex-shrimper youth player has forced himself into the reckoning with another quality performance, and often out muscled Sol Campbell and his pace + power...
  20. DoDTS

    PlayOff Finals NOT at Wembley?

    I didn't realise till today that should we reach the play off finals they are likely NOT to be played at Wembley and probably at Old Trafford, as Wembley is double booked...