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  1. Liam AAS

    YouGov Profiles - Southend United Fans

    This website has been doing the rounds on twitter today. Type something in the search bar at the top of the page and it will give you the profile of an average fan (it works with anything, I ended up clicking on "gem lettuce" earlier) It's a relatively small sample size but here's the typical...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Police seek man with lettuce on his head

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834
  3. Best pub to watch the football in Southend?

    I'm flying home tomorrow morning for the game and will be pretty much going straight to the pub to watch the two games before the main event. But I'm not really sure where to go. In 98 I saw most of the big games in Saks. In 2002 it was a packed Route 66 and in 2006 was a combination of Yates...
  4. Reading Shrimper

    Favourite Southend Pubs

    With an array of new trendy bars and pubs in Southend these days, which are the ones that are making the grade with SZoners? Personally, I have a new found love for the Slug & Lettuce. Great selection of continental beers (particularly Heineken, Peeterman Artois and Amstel) and a usually two or...
  5. Bluetonic

    Vegetarians

    My college are running a £50 competition for the best article for the college magazine. Whilst bored, I emailed them asking for a subject to write about - they replied with an article about 'Veggie Vision', and vegetarianism in general. Here's my effort I've just sent off, safe in the knowledge...
  6. Air horn

    A SUFC steward today came to me and wanted to take away my 10 year old son`s air horn (apparently because it was too noisy). This steward's attitude reflected all that could be said in favour of being nothing but a jobs worth, he served no purpose than to frighten my son, really **** me off, and...
  7. Matt the Shrimp

    One for Seth

    An anonymous letter, quite amusing... Matt = = = = = = = = = <span style='color:blue'>Dear Red States We&#39;re ticked off at the way you&#39;ve treated California, and we&#39;ve decided we&#39;re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we&#39;re taking the other Blue States with...
  8. wiggy

    WIGGY&#39;S RATINGS&#33;

    Flavs 7 one good save, good kicking. Jupp 6 done O.K. Barratt 8 If he aint player of the year then what ave you got to do, a rock every week. Prior 6 nice player most of the time but can be dodgy. Maher 6 will keep looping it in the air, today against 6 foot 6 defenders, waste of time. Bents 9...
  9. Tilson Spotted...

    In Sainsbury&#39;s, Rayleigh yesterday approx. 12pm. Had a brief chat, he said: &#39;Like I said, I&#39;ve come in, done me shopping and I&#39;m happy to be going home with all three bags. And, if I&#39;m honest, I can&#39;t say fairer than that. It&#39;s never an easy place to come but you...
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