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  1. Cricko

    Essex lingo.

  2. fbm

    Worried about internet dating?

    Cut through the lingo by reading my new blogpost, an internet dating translation guide http://sowhogetscustodyofthenectarpoints.blogspot.co.uk/
  3. Matchday ritual

    i like to plan mine with military precision. leave grays approx 2 hours before KO,battle through the traffic at saddlers farm and then sections of the a127. park in usual place and then stroll to the chippy,scoff food and smoke several fags before entering the stadium of dreams. sometimes...
  4. multi cultures good or bad?

    canvershrimper suggested a different thread on this topic so here it is. can we have reasonable responses ie NO racist lingo. personally, i think the sheer numbers who have come to these shores is frankly appalling. the infrastructure of this country cannot support the vast amounts who...
  5. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
  6. Southampton Shrimper

    Sad and silly stereotypes

    This morning I bought a copy of "The Pink", the local Saturday evening sports newspaper to see if there were any previews of tonight's game. The only thing they have is "The Bluffer's Guide to... Southend United". I know it's supposed to be a humorous and light-hearted article, but it does make...
  7. Anybody Want To Learn An Obscure Language?

    As my dear old mother hails from Northern Scotland and Scots Gaelic is actually her first language I took up the offer to learn the lingo myself. Primarily, it must be said, to have a pop at people in remote Ross & Cromarty pubs when they were talking about an Englishman walking into their...
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