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  1. Kenny

    Colin Kazim-Richards

    This one surprised me as he has never really lived upto his price tag at Brighton.....CKR has signed for Sheff Utd.
  2. DTS

    My "School Days" Dliema

    Lads, I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have. I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one. We ended up in a place called "The...
  3. Slipperduke

    Worst Game Ever?

    There was a point last night where I was so bored I actually thought I was just going to stop breathing. Like a floundering man in icy water, my system was beginning to shut down on me. To be fair, Switzerland against Ukraine never really hurled itself off the page at me. It always looked like...
  4. Desert Shrimper


    I was watching The Best of "Most Haunted" (I have a thing for the ex-Blue Peter bird and I love it when Derek gets possessed) just the other night. It took me back to when I was about 5 or 6 and I saw a ghost in our old house walking in and out of the bathroom on the landing in the...
  5. Pete Doherty "manufactured" by the KLF!

    Sadly, just an unfounded rumour that's been circulating on t'internet for the past week. How great would it be if it were true though?
  6. Sandbach Shrimper

    The IT Crowd

    Did anyone see this new comedy on Channel 4 on Friday night? I was really impressed. I liked the look of it when I saw the advert, and it's produced by one of the writers of Father Ted and I believe one of the Office writers too, and it lived up to my expectations. It was just completely...
  7. weststander

    Half Term Report

    Just thought as we are now half way through the season that i'd enlighten you all with a half term reprt on the team from my point of view. Flahavan - Darryl is relaible and dependable as ever, saved us several points at the start of the season, but, I still think we have got to find better if...
  8. Swindon v SUFC fans banter...

    What do the Swindon fans think about this game? I fancy a SUFC win, 2-1! The goat and gray to score. Who should we look out for on the Swindon side? Message 2 - posted by HOROZONTALHARRY, 21 Hours Ago Saddlers fan here, in peace. We played Swindon on Saturday. Their best player was the...
  9. * ORM *

    Anyone ever complete this ?

    I could never work it out - got to around 60% I think - the kids of today - They haven't lived !
  10. C C Csiders

    Most annoying people on radio

    After last week's annoying TV faces I turn my attention to radio. Who do you find the most aggravating voices on the old wireless? My 1, 2, 3: 1. Steve Wright, Radio 2 An aggravating short-arsed, big-nosed ****. If surrounding himself with his 'posse' all laughing at his jokes...
  11. Making Headlines

    I have an Uncle who lives over in Ireland and he was over in Southend the other day and he brought a local newspaper with him, dated at the beginning of May. It had an article about Kevin Maher being related to a famous hurling player who lived in the area.....anyway it went on to talk about...
  12. Kenny

    We went into the valleys and slayed the giants

    Wow, as the hangover has lifted it has finally sunk in that we bloody did it! Although I always followed the Blues fortunes since childhood I didn't really see many games, even when I started work at 17. I actually started to goto to every home game from the middle of 98/99 onwards so...
  13. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
  14. Let Me Introduce Myself

    Well I've kind of been following these forums over the past year and I decided to register yesterday. I currently live near New Orleans in Louisiana, but I was born in Leigh and lived there the first 6 years of my life, which I remember very well. After my dad passed away (Lee Brilleaux...
  15. Advertising

    You may have guessed that I am a west country exile but I do get to as many games as I can and never miss the commentaries. I do not however spend very much time in the town of Southend which got me thinking about the old days. I used to go to every game, home and away and still would if I could...
  16. Why should i return?

    Greetings fellow 'zoners, I've lived in Australia now for 2 years and will never actually return to live, but have been toying with the idea of returning maybe next April to show off our expected baby ( 19th Dec )to our relatives. I have a choice For the 3 of us ( me, other half and...
  17. DTS

    Which team do you hate..??

    Face facts we nearly all hate Colu,Orient,West Ham,Canvey.Man Utd etc etc but I am asking which team do you hate for a personal reason. For the same of debate I am banning the following teams : West Ham,Col U,Orient,Canvey,Man Utd and Arsenal Personally I really hate Brighton. Nothing team...
  18. keep the Faith.

    People, A very sickening act happened this weekend to one of our fellow posters close too the home he has lived in all his life. I have spoken to him and he is inconsolable so any messages would be appreciated by all. Laindon: Man claims he was gang-raped in church grounds Detectives were...
  19. SZ Investigates

    Well done SZ. I have lived in Devon for the past sixteen years and have subscribed to bluesworld since it began. I have only made two home games this season and so rely on the commentary for my weekly Blues 'fix'. It is underachieving when compared to its promises and the downstream is...
  20. Guide To Southend-On-Sea

    Southend On Sea: Face to face with the missing link. _POSTEDON Monday, July 26 @ 10:40:26 CEST by Mr_Cholmondley-Warne Mr_Cholmondley-Warne _WRITES: "I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming...