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  1. Slipperduke

    Laptops

    I've just finally lost my sense of humour with Dell. I placed an order for a laptop five days ago and heard nothing. I received a phone call yesterday telling me that the order was on hold because it had been placed by a 'Mrs S Currie'. "That's not right," I said. "It was placed by me." "No...
  2. Winkle

    What is a good wage?

    I have been with the same company in london for 21 yrs know and have decided at the grand old age of 41, too accept redundancy. I may be a touch naive about things monery and have lived in a bit of a cocoon the last few yrs but what does everyone consider an average wage? I am married with 2...
  3. ldnfatso

    Evening Echo Poll

    If you lived in the area, would you buy this paper for it's Southend United News?
  4. Andy_Shrimp

    My first league game

    My Mum, bless her, dropped off a box to my flat the other day, as it had been gathering dust in her shed. In this box was my old programmes and I have had a great time looking through them. Anyway I found the programme from my first league game I saw I beloved side play. It was Friday 26th...
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    • ard beloved cup gymer hall league ley lived neal paul clark roberts suppor wes
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Interpol Shrimper

    Hairdressers

    Now for some reason I've never felt at ease in having a woman cut my hair (maybe stems from childhood when my Mum as frugal as ever got the old dear next door to cut it). Obviously the hairdressers can be a haven for lots of dolled up hotties so simple really, which gender do you prefer to cut...
  6. fbm

    From todays Echo

    Chris Whelpdale has signed for Posh and Billericay manager Matt Jones has admitted a tinge of disappointment that he chose them over Southend. He said that Blues could have moved in earlier and had the whole deal done and dusted before other clubs got involved, and he doesn't know why that...
    • fbm
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    • concede degree didn hadn joi lived locally money tilly tinge
    • Replies: 85
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Single life in Southend

    I reckon there must be a few other zoners out there who are in a similar situation to me, so I thought I'd share my feelings and see if there are like minded people out there. I'm a 28 year old single guy and a few years ago went out in big groups of guys locally, got wasted, had a laugh and...

  8. The story of Rindercella

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards...
    • Cricko2
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    • cotton fitted icke ickets lived mis ripping swanny twelve
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Southampton Shrimper

    Alan Ball tribute

    As has already been suggested in another thread, our final game of the season will be an opportunity for Southampton Football Club to show their respects to Alan Ball. Their plans have been revealed, the following article having appeared in today's Southern Daily Echo: SAINTS FANS TO APPLAUD...
  10. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Barnsley

    HANDICAP FOOTBALL LETS BLUES DOWN AGAIN Southend slipped to their 10th home defeat of the season as another nervous display at the Hall handed a huge boost to their visiting relegation rivals. In the early stages there was little to separate the two teams. Barnsley were missing several first...
    • fbm
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    • ant brough champions ched didn disgust executed faul followers foo fur hall headed league length lived mccann multi ratings reduce ski test unusually wasn wes
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. The Case of Corringham.

    I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out. We ended up dating for awhile...
    • Cricko2
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    • bath bedroom bin dentists didn didnt escort flame ist lived ploys
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Winkle

    Could lesbienism be considered as a form of Art?

    Some of you no that at the age of 41, I consider myself a man of the world, and someone who is attempting (for the last time) to drag his sorry carcus round 26.2 miles of london in under a monthes time. Whilst competing in a half marathon at the weekend, I was aware of to two quite preety girls...
    • Winkle
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    • doesnt hes lived pace pulled qui ran
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Madchester Blue

    SZ Book Titles:

    On the conveyor belt thread, i see many people are making up books. Well here is a thread for it... crack on, enjoy yourselves. "The Memoirs of Sugar Tong User." "A Story of how Matt the Shrimp clawed his' way up from a middle class family that lived on a country estate, to become a...
  14. Desert Shrimper

    Ghosts - are you a believer?

    Last night I watched the Channel 4 documentary "Interview with a Poltergeist" which sparked off a bit of debate in the office this morning. I believe I saw a ghost aged about 5 in the semi-detached house in Leigh we lived in back then. It was there for several minutes going in and out of a room...
  15. Xàbia Shrimper

    Red Riding Hood - The PC Version

    There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • avoided brough cas caused cruel cure deed develop didn entered exemption fixed freed fur gender hanks lived lured mentally models naturally pain protected quicker rare solidarity stealing stereo sting stress teacher trance trauma wasn wes
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Reading Shrimper

    Report on Rochford Council meeting

    There is a very good report on the historic Rochford Council meeting at the Rochford Lib Dem web page (http://onlinefocus.org/): We knew it was going to be a pretty unusual evening when we heard that fans were hiring coaches to bring them from Southend to the match , er, committee meeting. Some...
    • Reading Shrimper
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    • afterwards booing briefly district entered flooding floodlights foo fur historic infrastructure lived officer officers parts proposed publish rock schools significant sports strongly suppor support visual
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. dead already?

    Once again it seems that the Minority will outweigh the Majority. I have lived in Southend all my life and have supported our team for over 35 years but once again it seems the backward thinking of this council and a few select groups will stop any progress as far as our New Stadium and future...
    • Cricko2
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    • attract behave cos developer dose dosent failing growth hanks havent isnt jobs lived liverpool minority principle proposed qui retail shoppers sports stones suffering supermarket suppor tescos town towns
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. a christmas panto part 3

    when we left off, the land of blue and white was facing a dilemma, what to do for the best?? in fact it was split into 2, one half white and one half blue(or not so blue depending if you lived around hamlet court road,then you were a nice shade of brown) many many times the masses had seen these...
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    • ban cas charger democracy didn didnt flowing folk hamlet lived spread
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. Freddy Longmuir (Hull fan) in the programme

    Excellent piece in the programme by Matt the Shrimp on Freddy a Hull fan who used to come a support us when he lived in Southend. Had some interesting comments about their new ground and why it's essential we get ours.
  20. Uncle Leo

    Your favourite country

    Plenty of bile and hate on the other topic, but us Southend fans are a pleasant lot really. So what's your favourite country and why? Doesn't have to be a 'foreign' country, you can of course pick the one you currently live in. I'll kick off with...Spain. Great food, great...
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