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  1. Bielzibubz

    Capital Punishment - Think again.......

    I know the whole should we, should'nt we, debate has been done to death on here before but if anything should make you change your mind it's this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7708398.stm Eight broken ribs and a broken back, with another area of bleeding around the spine at neck level. •...
    • Bielzibubz
    • Thread
    • beggars bleeding capital caused madman pulled severe ski spine tear torturing
    • Replies: 76
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. sufc_tom

    Question Kursaal

    Does anyone know if theres a ban on all sports shirts at the Kursaal? As I was going there tomorrow night with work for bowling and was told that theres a curfew about wearing football shirts. I think it may be because he's a Man Ure "fan" and he wants to break my Southend superstition :madman...
  3. Slipperduke

    Scolari Still Not Happy

    Under ordinary circumstances with an ordinary manager, a 4-0 victory in the Champions League might be considered worthy of celebration. However, it is rapidly becoming apparent that Luiz Felipe Scolari is very far from ordinary. "We did not play very well," he complained afterwards. "We made...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • afterwards applause champions claimed continued cos crow crown cruise deed didn diego divisions epl fernando florent frenchman gulf lauren league madman mistakes money naturally nicolas pulled quicker rack ran runners whimper worthy wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. Aberdeen Shrimper

    BBC Scotland done deal with Sultana????

    I have just got in and watched the highlights of Scotland's game from last night on BBC Scotland's Reporting Scotland. So i assume from that, that BBC Scotland have paid the 1M plus to show the highlights? Or is it that Sultana have charged BBC Scotland a far lot less to show the Scotland...
  5. IloveShrimp

    Tea bar in West Stand

    Anyone know why there is only one tea bar in the west for a couple of thousand fans and yet two in the North for one man and his dog! I get sick of people jumping up in front of me 10 mins before half time and coming back 10 mins after the restart complete with burgers and drinks. Wouldnt...
  6. The Big Shrimp

    Civic Centre Car Park

    For those of you like me who used the above mentioned car park last season & before, how many saw the blatant p!ss take by our penny pinching council? They have now introduced parking fees for what used to be a free car park. The new fees go: 1 hour 80p, 2 hours £1.50, 4 hours £4.00! I might...
    • The Big Shrimp
    • Thread
    • ant appalling demolished driveway fro icke ickets introduced knife madman money rolling scum sticking wardens
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. IloveShrimp

    Poor performance at Braintree

    Steve Tilson has recently questioned the attitude/efforts of some of the players during the defeat at Braintree. But I think that their attitude may be down to the fact that the Club (Mr. Martin) has not shown any ambition in bringing (or keeping) quality players at Roots Hall. For me there...
  8. GNH

    FFS Mr Tilson

    All this non-action on signings and consequently on "The Zone" we're enduring means I am having to do some work at the moment and i'm not happy! Sort it out! :madman:

  9. Grrr Friday the 13th.....

    1) Crap day at work. Spoken down to by some numbnuts who thinks he's the dogs bolleaux and made me want to hand in my resignation there and then. 2) Had to drop my work van around a mates as he's on call: Took it round there, bike in the back to ride home: Get it out, puncture. 3) Drove home...
  10. Boreham Shrimper

    Steve Maclaren

    Is anyone else as ****ed off as I am that the BBC are paying for this pr!ck to enjoy the European Championships when he f*cked it up for all of us back home? I'm not sure what's more disgraceful, the fact that the BBC invited him or the fact that he accepted it! Has this c*nt no shame...
  11. Its Only A Game

    For anyone looking for it..........

    its been moved to here go on do it! not sure why the mods couldn't leave it in chit chat but there you go. Its for CHARITY people:madman:
  12. sufc_tom

    Motorway services

    Should I take a football so we can play footy for a bit when we stop off at the services. I got a size 4 or 5 which one would be better? The 4 is in good condition and the 5 is slightly ripped as it got attacked by a dog at the park a while ago :madman: Good idea yay or nay?
  13. ldnfatso

    Cliffs Pavilion Spam

    This is a blo0dy disgrace! :madman:
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • blowing cup devonshire eventful fa cup icke ickets laughs madman officer shire suppor
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Robbo

    The most annoying traits of fans at RH

    :madman: Following on from my rant about the miserable :censored: who I had to sit next to in block O of the South Lower for the last season, I just wondered what trait really winds up the posters about those who sit near them. I'll open it up with: Those who always get up to leave early to...
  15. BaileytheQuitter

    St. George's day farce!

    Utterly ridiculous. Was told about a story today where a woman hung her countries flags today out of her window on the London estate she lives on. A true proud English (wo)man. The police came knocking on the door asking her to remove the flag as 'non-English' (for racism's sake!) had...

  16. Fishing

    Due to the fact my ****ing houses are not selling and I have to much free time on my hands at the moment ..:madman: Callan and myself are going to go fishing tomorrow on the pier with a young sprat of is ( notice the Pun there).. Now Callan is an old hand at fishing ...he was the one that...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • cas madman rod
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. shrimpereeee

    Sometimes I despair

    Why would anyone travel all the way to Swindon on Easter Monday to abuse one of our own players' for the full 90 minutes? If you were one of those group of 3 or 4 grown men sitting 2 rows back from the front who literally rained abuse on Tommy Black throughout the game I would be interested to...
  18. OldBlueLady

    A confession.........

    Without trying to land anyone in it here I do have to make a little confession, please, please don't all start jumping up and down and stomping your feet in anger!:madman: Those of you that bought programmes yesterday will know that there was a competition to win a giant Easter egg, and you...
  19. Sean 2

    Lee Chambers...

    To those who had a wasted journey into the Forest a short while ago i'm sure you remember who this guy is. For those who've forgot i give you the player that fell as if he'd been shot and got Leeeon sent off. I'll admit Leon was a tw*t to get involved and "place" his head into his neck but this...
  20. Slipperduke

    Shame

    "Shame. Shame and eternal shame. Nothing but shame." The words of the French knight, Bourbon, in Shakespeare's Henry V after his French forces were obliterated by the English at the battle of Agincourt. How England could have done with Henry V on Wednesday night. Even Henry VIII would have...
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