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  1. The Little Magician

    Can we keep him? He's getting better and better. The ball seems to stick to his feet. The commentator on Sky said he is sublime, and asking how the hell will Southend be able to keep hold of him? He twists this way, then that way but nearly always keeps the ball under control and going forward...
  2. Ricey

    Paul Daniels

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35621313 Been diagnosed with an incurable brain tumour. Such a **** year! All the deaths to cancer Bret Hart being diagnosed with prostate cancer and now Paul Daniels! I remember I had a Paul Daniels magic kit and he was the first magician that got...
  3. Evening Echo

    Southend United manager Phil Brown: Jack Payne is my little magician

    SOUTHEND United manager Phil Brown labelled Jack Payne a ‘magician’ after the youngster’s tricks secured the Shrimpers a 2-1 win at Tranmere Rovers. More...
  4. Danny Hylton

    For weeks now we have been banging on about the lack of a natural goalscorer. Today we face one in Master Hylton, someone who scores for fun, has a few under his belt already this season and quite often finds the net against the Blues. I have posted on here before about us signing him but, alas...
  5. Yer Blues

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  6. An ode to Mark Gower

    Pretty shoddy attempt, can anyone come up with something better? :) The day he signed from Barnet we said 'who the hell is he?', Another rubbish has been? Those thoughts soon turned to glee, A debut to remember, the first Mark wonder goal, 41 would follow, They warmed us in the cold, He...
  7. loz

    BT OD Match 11

    Playing the team who finished 2nd last year- good squad although they seem to be saving their best for FC where they're in IV. Put them into bat and Cairnsy is bowling like a legend.. End of Over 3: 7-3, runrate=2.33 Cairns 2-1-5-3 Christie* 2 (5 balls) Farrell 0 (2 balls) Last Wicket: Thysse...
  8. Smiffy

    Port Vale..

    One of the most honest and funny statements I've ever heard from a manager at an after match conference!!. I think it's safe to say he will be leaving shortly.. Port Vale coach Mark Grew slammed the players as the worst he had ever worked with after a 3-1 defeat at Leyton Orient. Luke...
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