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  1. Conservative Jacob Rees-Mogg

    The pantomime toff has just made himself unelectable as leader, as he has said he's against gay marriage and abortion in any circumstances. ****.
  2. Farron

    Timmy spouting rubbish again,he wants to help every waif and stray,he demands another vote on Brexit. Yet Timmy is against same sex marriage !! Politicians don't you just love them,tut tut Timothy.
  3. Bit of a Tammy Wnyette

    After years of trying I have come to the very heavy and painful decision to end my marriage which is something that I do not do lightly and I wonderedvif any zoner was a (can not spell the word solicitor) ***** but my tablet can. So in short i need help and advice on costs and what to do, how...
  4. * ORM *

    Can any woman please explain?

    Woman at work 42, in a reasonably strong position career wise and is strong at work, divorced. 'Boyfriend' of 14 years, also divorced. I say bf under advice. Publicly he treats her like dog poo to the extent that people have told him publicly. Privately he has hit her in the past, she has been...
  5. * ORM *

    Husband needed

    I apologise for the length of the post but I'm curious to see if anyone fits the bill. ​** This marriage advert is clear, legit & real. ** When the true fate brings someone special related to your soul, distance is not an issue with cars & airplanes. I am looking for a true nice...
  6. David Gest

    David Gest sadly passed away today in London Hotel. I really liked him as a celebrity that didn't take himself or other celebrities seriously. He was really funny in the jungle, and Big Brother. Yes he was a bit weird, and had that crazy marriage to Liza Minnelli. In the jungle he would have all...
  7. OldBlueLady

    Happy Wedding Day

    I know we've had many a difference over the years, but I'd like to wish our own Trueblue and the soon to be Mrs Trueblue, all the best on their wedding day today. Hope you'll have a day full of happy memories by the end of the day!
  8. * ORM *

    If you could turn back time

    No not a Cher appreciation thread and not actually a turn back time. If you could relive one childhood day exactly is it happened (without changing the outcome/future) what would it be and why ? I did childhood because marriage, first baby, first girl/boy bed (though that might apply to some...
  9. The divorced mate conundrum

    All, Me & Mrs MK have a group of friends that we go out with every so often....trouble is one is now seperated from his wife and going through a divorce. What would be the ettiquette here? 1) Send out the invite and make him feel bad that his marriage is in the process of ending. 2) Don't...
  10. shrimperjon

    Pre-Match Thread Dagenham vs Southend United

    Looking ahead to Tuesday and the state of our pitch and others in league two, and the up and coming weather, does anyone think the game is in danger, I'm thinking there is a strong possibility. Don't recall their pitch being that great in the past.
  11. South Bank Hank

    Tories responsible for Britain's recent flooding

    In the spirit of the traditionally nonsensical news links: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ukip-councillor-blames-gay-marriage-british-floods-201633796.html#Q7VQJrP The nasty party at work again. :winking:
  12. southend4ever


    How old were you when you first got married? Expensive? What would you change (inc. partner)?
  13. Tangled up in Blue

    Gay marriage

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20656207 Anyone got a problem with this? I don't personally but I'd be interested to know what other Zoners think and why. Over to you.
  14. pickledseal

    Same-Sex Marriages

    So how many of you are against? Spent a lot of time discussing it with students yesterday after the press coverage over the last week... Also just written about it on my blog: http://talkingdonkeyre.blogspot.com/2012/03/same-sex-marraige-reaction-part-2.html Basically I think it should be...
  15. fbm

    Something for separated or divorced Dads maybe? Or just to laugh/sympathise?

    After over 4 years of separation my divorce finally came through just before Christmas. Everything is now sorted and I can move on. However, something I find quite cathartic is writing... so I have penned a blog. I intend to update every 3/4 weeks and will share some gems from the...
  16. Question Famous relations

    So after RichieC's admission that he's related to Dick Clement, is there anyone in your family tree vaguely famous? I am, through marriage, somehow related to Lorraine Kelly or so I'm told. You 'orrible lot?
  17. The Poll to end all Polls,

    The question to end all questions:- Your wife, girlfriend, lover, gay lover offers you an afternoon of passion just as you are about to step out of the door. What would you do? Truth please! FB P.S. This is not from personal experience BTW. It don't happen that way after 20 years of...