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  1. enfieldblue

    points on the board v games in hand / magical 52 points reached

    here's a discussion - points on the board v games in hand? nail my colours to the mast - I'm a right tart on this issue, if we've got the points on the board, then that's the best thing to have - unless of course we have games in hand, in which case that's the better option.:blush: Big shout...
  2. yogi bear up the cagire

    Phil brown: Nailing his colours to the mast!

    http://www.southendunited.co.uk/news/article/southend-united-phil-brown-sky-bet-league-two-2105703.aspx Some interesting info.....'bringing a couple of players in January'. 'Best squad he's had.' Surely he can't fail with what he's got..........will he be allowed to fail???? Midfield, the...
  3. Benfleet A1

    Labour The Lets Expose The Labour Party Wrong'uns Thread

    As some of those who like to post in this forum seem to really enjoy taking swings at UKIP, I thought it was about time the favour was returned in spades just to show that there are plenty of wrong'uns who nail their colours to The Labour Party mast. Here's a couple of links to be getting on...
  4. Heysell 29th May 1985

    Today marks the 29th anniversary since 39 supporters sadly lost there lives at the disaster at the Heysell Stadium. This is one of four major tragedies involving British sides where football fans have died when attending a match which should never have happened. As a mark of respect to those...
  5. Gridelets contact lens

    Question Who is better, Cresswell or Barrett?

    With the upcoming clash of the Thames Estuary Derby, it occurs to me that it will be a fine opportunity to compare the on bald goal scoring centre back with an ex bald goal scoring centre back. Who would you rather have? To nail my colours to the mast, I truly believe that Cresswell is a...
  6. Travelodge activities

    quality story from b3ta.com: Thinking about it, a hundred-or-so people have seen my c*ck over the years. And some of them - a pitifully small percentage of those people – actually wanted to see my throbbing cervix scratcher; whereas the others sort of had it thrust upon them... On the...
  7. Ron Manager

    My Roar blog - part 2

    At the start of the A-League season I posted a blog about my experiences as a newly emigrated ‘Pom’ supporting the Queensland Roar. General commitments relating to settling into the country (getting a new job, buying a car, finding somewhere to live) has meant I haven’t made it a regular thing...
  8. Squad List & Targets

    Well I'm aiming for promotion to level III in OD and realistically I'm going to get relegated from II in FC. With my 1st XI being: Batting: Excep/Mast WK = Rem Excep/Sens Qual/Wond Bo = Rem/Sup Rem/Sep Won/Qual Qual/Prof Sup/Comp Bo =...
  9. J

    7 Years..

    Since September 11/2001 RIP. Always remember the stories, with workers running down the towers - and the fireman running up, bravery beyond belief. Nice to see the fire station at St Jone's Memorial has got an American flag at half mast. No surrender to dirty terrorists.
  10. DTS

    Is it acceptable for London Fatso to attend games at the Hall dressed as a black man?

    I have noticed that for the last two saturday home games Ldn Fatso has turned up at Roots Hall dressed similar to a black american inner city gang member. For the Walsall game we had a hooded top pulled over his head to hide his face which whilst it sounds ideal was a tad intimidating. This...
  11. Benfleet A1

    In the red corner

    As there seems to be a little ill feeling between True Blue and Bluetonic, I propose a Battle Royal to sort this all out. So this is what we do. You must nail your colours to the mast for either one or the other and can bring one warrior past or present to fight your corner as well. You can...
  12. Ron Martin - Questions

    FAO: Shrimperzone Forum Members I am "poking around" as you put it is for various reasons, but principally that RM has declined to disclose following my prior requests across the club official site circa 3 weeks ago, information which I feel should be in the public domain and is of concern to...
  13. southend4ever


    One of my favourite little johnny jokes - little johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. "Does anybody have an example of a multi syllable word?"Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!" Teacher...