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  1. RobM

    Stenfield and Co

    Anyone know anything about this company? I had some work done on my house (which seems all well) but the company that did it went into liquidation. Stenfield wrote to me 3 times to tell me they could get me a refund. Other than the letters being a little amateurish (one letter sent twice...
  2. callan

    Interview with a zoner Wembley special

    After an absence of sometime….I have decided to resurrect ‘’interview with a zoner’’, for a one off Wembley special. Previously I have delved deep into the psyche of other zoners and have interviewed people from diverse cultural backgrounds (London fatso)...
  3. A socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar...

    the bartender asks "What will you have Mister President?" anyone else hooked on the presidential campaigns and debates across the pond? I guess it's because I watched The West Wing relatively recently, but boy do they put on a good (but expensive) show! vs
  4. Excuse me mister...

    Excuse me mister, mind taking a picture of me with Javier Mascherano?
  5. Mad Cyril

    Pandora Radio

    Does anyone listen to Pandora Radio which plays songs based on what it predicts you will like? I use it at work (note you will need to use a proxy if you haven't got a US based IP address - google for instructions) and it predicts some pretty good stuff with only the occasional horror show (REO...
  6. seany t

    A 'Blonde' joke I really found quite funny...

    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky...
  7. Harold Bishop Killer

    Women's Way

    The Good Housekeeping Way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. The Good...
  8. JoshC

    Mr Men shirts

    like them or hate them? discuss...
  9. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday Pub Quiz Pt 6

    Usual rules, same 2 people banned from doing it, dont argue with me today, please! :D Enjoy.... 1. What is the southern hemisphere equivalent of the Aurora Borealis, also known as the Northern Lights? 2. What yellow fossilised resin was used as jewellery by the Greeks and Romans? 3. Who won...
  10. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  11. J

    Would just like to say..

    Congratulations and well done to mister eastwood on a hattrick on his B-day.. which was completed by a 30 yard screamer.. f%&kING YES! GET IN THERE!
  12. Wet Spam

    2-0 up after 13 minutes, own goal just before half time (2-1) then Mister Kuqi equalises.
  13. Referee for saturday is.........

    A mister Paul Armstrong from Berkshire. This will be his thirtieth match of the season and to date he has issued 64 yellow and 7 red cards. His assistants will be Steve Creighton (Berks) and Mark Weaver (West Mids).
  14. BoyWonder2

    The Office

    Following the successful topic of which Simpson character you are I've decided to produce the link to a personality test to find out which character from The Office is most like you. I've had this since about feburary. The Office It turns out I'm the Brent Mister General. I'm...
  15. Napster

    Best Xmas sing ever?

    Memories- here's all the fantastic lyrics in their entirety! "What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?" Christmas 1983 (Bow bells) Terry: Oh, listen to that, Arthur. That's your actual Bow Bells. (In the Bleak mid-winter) Arthur: Yeah. Listen to that. It's a...