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  1. Vodafone

    Found this on another forum, had me in stitches! Dear All I thought I would share my ongoing, and unresolved, problems with Vodafone in case anyone had never used their crummy tax-avoiding service before. In summary, I have spoken to a total of 14 (forteen) different customer services...
  2. Homer

    New Modified Car Club for essex

    Hey there, :welcome: Join up to the newest upcoming and gorwing Modified Car Club of the South East. www.essexpistonheadz.co.uk Click into the forum which is FREE to join and get involved, the forum includes all sorts of information that you might need to know whether its from parts selling...
  3. pickledseal

    Sacked for helping 'the poor'

    The Bank of America fired 23 year-old Jackie Ramos of Fairburn, Georgia for breaking with bank policy to help desperate customers find a way to pay back their debts and avoid penalty fines. Listening to her explanation for her actions, I want to say that I would join a bank employing people like...
  4. Help Please!

    Hello Southend fans Sorry for being a nuisance and cluttering your forum up but I am compiling a project about football grounds and am featuring your ground. Wondered if anyone could complete the following questionnaire for me. Thanks for your time 1. How long have you been watching Southend...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Sinclair C5 Modifications!!!!

    On the back of a comment from another poster, I thought I would take a look at the old classic Sinclair C5, I then came across a page that offers "modifications" This has got to be a urine extraction surely!! Check out some of the modifications below..... By far the best modification is the...
  6. canveyshrimper

    Ireland declares war on France

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!" "Well, Paddy,"...
  7. Why drugs are good

    In response to the Why Drugs Are Bad Thread... Electronica jazz-freak and well renowned acid head Squarepusher has put forward a strong case for why drugs are good! “This album started as a daydream about watching a crazy, beautiful rock band play an ultra-gig. At first, a giant fluorescent...
  8. GNH

    Womens World Records!

    Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...
  9. scrounger

    Pro Evo 6

    Just wondered who is intending on purchasing a copy? My mate has somehow got hold of one a couple of days early and says it is very very good. The gameplay is again modified for realism and those little niggly bugs/errors in Pro Evo 5 have been eradicated. Thoughts?
  10. Mountain Bikes

    Do they really need 24 bloody gears..? I mean 6 or 7 would be enough.. Lets face it the incline required to make the first gear relavent you wouldn't be able to walk up with out Chris Bonningtons help. And that front cog always f%&ks up after about 30 minutes and puts the chain on a...
  11. Kent Shrimper

    Stadium Increases

    26/04/2005 Modified arena increase As we have previously informed you, the costs for expanding your arena will double on May 23. However, we are now making a modification to this price increase: The price per seat will double as already stated. However, the additional fixed cost for initiating...
  12. Hockley_Blues

    Ladies and gentlemen, for your pleasure

    Well basically i got bored and modified the col ewe blunder goal, enjoy!! Download (3mb DivX)