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  1. shrimper loz

    For all those mums out there!

    WHAT WE OWE OUR MOTHERS! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME...
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    • brough gene hypocrisy lawn mower mums religion roots science stamina taught
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. sufc_tom

    Text Jokes

    Post your jokes you get sent to your phone here! A guy takes his girlfriend to meet his parents. "I must warn you," he says "they are both deaf and dumb." They walk in the living room and his mums' got a beer bottle up her f****, they see his dad sitting there with his nuts out & a matchstick...

  3. Mothers Day

    Don't forget your Mum's lads, we only have one ! To those mums on SZ, have a good un.
  4. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • ard barnard continued cruise dru elephants exactly foo ford lose money moon mums ops pulled randomness shoe superb suppor support suprise twenty whore
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Interpol Shrimper

    Excellent News

    Here's hoping 2008 becomes the year of the celebrity comeuppance! Although it will have to go some if it carries on in this vein, an excellent start to the New Year, IMHO! :p
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • ant bra branded commercials following kerry mums popularity reportedly shoppers
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Jokers in the Ticket Office

    I just spent half hour on hold for the ticket office to book up 3 tickets for Sunderland only to be told that as I only have 2 season tickets I can only book 2 seats call back tomorrow, how bloody jobsworth unhelpful is that! Its not like we will fill our allocation of 941 !!!. Me & the mrs are...

  7. Chico time

    Personally i find it quite sad that the club have chico in to perform. The bloke is a bit of a joke. Im sure its for the Mums and kids, because i wont be getting there early to watch that.

  8. Bad parenting!

    Look at this mums reaction as her son nearly falls off of this ride. A class video though Funny video
  9. palexander

    Shirt has arrived!

    New shirt just got delivered to my mums - cannot get a pic of it! She's described it as dark blue, white round color, white band round sleeves - no shocks there then! Badge is the centenery badge. Haart on the back in pink!? She said its 'lovely material' in that...
  10. Kent Shrimper

    VOTE FREDDY EASTWOOD

    I have now posted across the official site, SOL and here. Basically we need a monumental push to get Freddy Eastwood the award for March as there are only a few days remaining. This one really is gonna take your mums, dads, sisters, brother, etc. VOTE FREDDY EASTWOOD PFA PLAYER OF MARCH
  11. Kent Shrimper

    PFA Player of the Month

    Currently Darryl is in the top 5 Coca-Cola Football League One Player Team Andrew Keogh Scunthorpe United FC Darryl Flahavan Southend United Football Club James Hayter AFC Bournemouth Jamie Cureton Swindon Town Football Club Neil Danns Col******r United Football Club Now based on him...

  12. Songs from Col U board

    Thought some are funny, you could use some v Gillingham! The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round...   We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits... in the same tune as "where's your caravan?" "you're all single mums, you're all single mums!" one man went to war went...
    • col u
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    • driveway escort essex ford league mums scum stealing
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
    • one flew over the cockles nest
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    • accountants ban behave blah bong boxed brough builder burger coins controlled dads didn didnt dives everyones exactly foo football ford grab hadn holly islamic joi ley leytonstone literally lumps military models mums pads rubbish shadow shrimpers southend stairs tacking tan taxi terror threats thrown tilly toilets town undercover wardens washing wasn whos
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Guide To Southend-On-Sea

    Southend On Sea: Face to face with the missing link. _POSTEDON Monday, July 26 @ 10:40:26 CEST by Mr_Cholmondley-Warne Mr_Cholmondley-Warne _WRITES: "I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming...
    • Colchester Loving Southend Fan
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    • bra carat chavs cigarettes concrete croydon description dru elite highlights lived loathed mile mums phillip pubs ranger southend tacking tailor town
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. THE ECHO THIS WEEK

    Early in the week we had the revelation that Tilly had got Bramble to move near to Roots Hall, because he couldnt drive!!! Is this the same Tessy that nearly went to Prison in January after being involved in crash,in his mums car and then running away from the scene, only to be...
    • Guest
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    • cos especially hall mums roots roots hall tilly
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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