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  1. Hotman

    Things that I Have Learnt From Reading The Sun

    Things that I Have Learnt From Reading The Sun -For every four birthdays you have, a Page 3 girl only has one. It's like the Leap Year of tits. -If you are featured in the Problem Page photo story (continues tomorrow), chances are you are an attractive woman, who accidentally lezzes her...
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    Interesting EU Report

    The EU Monitoring Centre on Racism and Xenophobia commissioned a report to analyse who was behind a wave of anti-Semitic attacks within the European Community. When it found that most of the perpetrators were young Muslims of Arab descent, and 'were only seldom from the extreme-right milieu'...
  3. Harold Bishop Killer

    If The World Was A Village Of A 1000 People

    If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: The village would have 60 Asians, 14 Africans, 12 Europeans, 8 Latin Americans, 5 from the USA and Canada...
  4. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
  5. This One Deserves its Own Thread

    Two muslims are chatting. One of them opens his wallet and flips through pictures. "you see, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." The second muslim says, gently, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"
  6. BaileytheQuitter

    I hate racism

    Firstly I am not a racist. Despite the amound of times I get called it. Now racism- 3.hatred or intolerance of another race or other races. The way I percieve racism is that it is when a group or an individual attack or abuse another group or individual because they are a different race for...
  7. ldnfatso

    Happy Holidays

    Happy Eid ul-Adha to all muslims here for today!
  8. Help Needed

    HELP NEEDED I see the government is looking for volunteers to spend a couple of hours a week Mentoring newly arrived migrants, as apparently, these poor loves need looking after So bearing In mind, we have the most left wing, pc correct messageboard of any club in the league, I thought who...
  9. KrustyTheKray

    .Irish Newsflash

    23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe Irish muslims have set off the first no more nails bomb.
  10. Xàbia Shrimper

    Muslim Fury

    Apparently the ragheads are now getting all upset because the 2012 London Olympics clashes with Ramadan, putting Muslim athletes at a disadvantage and preventing people from watching the games. Islamic Human Rights Commission chairman Massoud Shadjareh, said: "They would not have organised...
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Christian v Mulslim

    An extremist Christian is arrested and charged for handing out anti-gay leaflets at Cardiff's Mardi Gras gay festival. Extremist Muslims are "kept an eye on" for demanding the be-heading of non-Muslims, advocating suicide bombing and the destruction of all other religions...
  12. KrustyTheKray

    Last weeks terror alerts

    The latest on the above has just been rumoured to be a hoax. The government used it to get all the news away from the troubles in Israel etc? The only reason every one is being targeted at british airports is they dont want to upset the muslims!

    After waking up this morning expecting to see more news on CNN regarding Israel and Lebanon, i was unpleasantly surprised to see that the police in the UK had unfoiled a plot by a terrorist group to blow up a number of planes travelling from the UK to the States. So people if we hadn't been...
  14. J

    The Portsmouth Bell (end) ringer

    what was the deal with Jonny boy standing outside the east and north singing: "MUSLIMS, THEY DON'T EAT PIG MEAT" to the tune of.. "go west" by the pet shop boys..
  15. Muslim Riots Go up a Notch...

    Now embassies have started to burn across the world, and mass flag burning occuring in Muslims states... All this over a political satire cartoon. Seeing as both western and eastern nations like to shy away from Double Standards, next time Bin Laden, Abu Hamza or any other Muslim extremist...
  16. steveo

    Anyone else fed up with

    So Muslims throughout the world are campaigning against Danish embassies and the west over some cartons. If they dont like them they can always chose to not look at them. Instead they get all shirty about it and are even demonstrating in London. Well guys this is the west that you supposedly...
  17. The Artful Shrimper


    Robert Silky Killroy has unveiled his new party with the declaration to stand up to the "nonsense that is multiculturalism". Not to be condfused with The BNP who are against other,race and culture. Under Veritas then we can expect a return to school assemblies singing christian songs...

    www.britishdefenceforum.tk British March for normal British people not the typical right-wingers! If we wanted a right-wing march, we'd of joined the NF march on May 14th! A march against Abu Hamza in Finsbury Park will be held Friday 7th May, at 12:00 in protest to his burning of the British...
  19. Orient Away

    What is everyones opinions about the disgraceful scenes I wittnesed from 'So Called' Southend fans intimidating and racially harasing residents and shop keepers on the way back to the station at Orient on Sturday, My personal opinion is that the shrimpers fans where bang out of order to...