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  1. Highlands Blue

    change of user name

    I'd like to change my user name to Highlands Blue, it will encourage me to post more if I am more anonymous! When done I will donate £10 to SZ
  2. Uncle Leo

    Players known by their first name

    This occurred to me when listening to a US sports podcast and one of the hosts ripping another for calling a Patriots player 'Danny' as opposed to 'Amendola' or 'Danny Amendola'. The other defended it by saying that is just how he is known among the fan base - Danny. So which players over the...
  3. Highlands Blue

    user name

    How do I change my user name?
  4. Change of Name

    Supershrimper1 now TBV_Dan
  5. Your mob name

    Would be should you happen to join a crime organisation and whack people like Fat Tony S. MK - Fridge Pauly. At times I may contain Coca-Cola. SBH - Hank The Fish - Has a tendency to hide when the pigs start sniffing.
  6. Dickson Etuhu

    Morning Everyone! I have had it on good authority this morning that Dickson Etuhu has agreed to join us on trial and will play in a behind closed doors game later part of the week. Wages could be a tumbling block, however he is keen to get back into football and Mr Brown loves a big name
  7. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Nam 1 Southend United 1

    Please put your reports on our rain-swept draw here please.
  8. Westcliff Shrimper

    Company Name

    Thinking of setting up my own company for consultancy work - anyone have an idea for a company name?
  9. Travel to D'Nam

    Just wanted to say that I travelled with SZ travel to D'nam on Saturday, for the first time. I couldn't be asked to drive as the rest of the guys I travel with were unable to get tickets or were working. Well... What a great bunch, I was made to feel very welcome, including signing a Birthday...
  10. Hi everyone

    Good afternoon everyone, I'm Paul, I'm 32 and I live in Chelmsford. I've been supporting the Blues for approx 15 years. Usually sit in the East Stand. Can't remember my first game, but it would've been in dark days of Alv*n Martin's reign, so it's a wonder I didn't give it up there & then...I...
  11. Crawliano

    RIP Seth Putnam

    As much as nobody really ever liked his band, they did some funny stuff, admitted it was all a big joke and even when he ended up in a coma turned it into a big joke. So, Seth Putnam, lead singer of the only band with a name that won't clear the SZ swear filter, so I'll refer to them simply as...
  12. southend4ever

    Sub Title underneath user name

    Please could you change "officially corrupt" to "Southend Til I Die" Thanks!
  13. pickledseal

    Labour Your Labour Name

    Not so sure on this one.... What's your Labour name? Your local chip shop owner's first name and the name of the nearest former mining town. Paco (Chippy in Wakering) but no idea what the nearest mining town is!
  14. Uncle Leo

    Conservative Your Tory name

    Just seen this on Twitter. "What's your Tory name? Your grandmother's father's first name and the street you grew up in, double barreled with your headmaster's surname." I've lived in many streets and have also had a few headmasters so, I've been a bit selective here, but I think it's a...
  15. South Bank Hank

    Alternative national anthems at football matches

    Accepting as everyone does that "500 miles" by the Proclaimers is now the unofficial national anthem of Scotland (Ba-Duuuuub-Daaaaahhh....), I think FIFA should bite the bullet and play this before Scotland's international matches. I'd like to compile for Mr Blatter a list of alternatives for...
  16. Mohave Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 14: The Cosby Mysteries v Sons of Anarchy

    The Cosby Mysteries (Southchurch Groyney) v Sons of Anarchy (Moridin) The Cosby Mysteries was a television mystery series starring Bill Cosby. It was Cosby's first television show since The Cosby Show (which ended in the spring of 1992) and lasted only one season (1994-1995)...
  17. Winkle

    Gave me a liitle chortle!

    I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...
  18. Shrimper

    Friday Jokes

    Just saw a joke which i'm going to aimlessley steal. A little girl goes up to her mum and asks :"Mummy, do they celebrate Christmas in Vietnam?". The mothers replies: "No, not normally-but this year their hanging Glitter." :D
  19. Napster

    BBC Xmas line up announced

    The BBC has unveiled its annual collection of seasonal specials for Christmas and one highlight will be iconic comedy Blackadder. The cast will return for a one-off documentary entitled Blackadder Rides Again. Marking 25 years since the original BBC transmission, the programme will feature the...
  20. n-n-n- n- nineteen ...the average age

    of a US infantryman serving in Vietnam and the average age of Wengers Arsenal team last night .... seems sort of topical at SUFC the moment - how far can we go with the young players ..?