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  1. For Mad Cyril (and any other SQL nerds)

    ...as requested. Apologies if this is the dullest thread on SZ ever......:zzzzz: use NetworkRail go select wcs.imdm as [IMDM],wcs.Day,wcs.Month,wcs.Year, sum(wcs.maxT*rat.RATIO) as [Weighted_Max Temp],sum(wcs.minT*rat.RATIO) as [Weighted_Min Temp],sum(wcs.maxw*rat.ratio) as...

  2. regex puzzles

    Some of the nerds on here might like this: https://regexcrossword.com/
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    • nerds puzzles regex
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Another mathematical prediction...

    For stats nerds. I decided to do a simulation of the remaining games. My simulation is simple and limited, for now. I use the season form of each team (probability of a win, draw or loss) to simulate the outcome of all remaining fixtures. I then ran the simulation 10,000 times to work out a...
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league league two loss nerds npower football league predictio ran rate real football roots hall shrimpers simulation soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Battle of the TV shows...V's...

    Anyone watching the current update of the classic 80's Sci-fi show V? Not sure what to make of it to be honest....very slow, unlikeable characters and not a sign of a lizard in sight. At the moment I definitely prefer 80's V with it's big hairstyles and Freddy Kruger, but I'll stick with it...

  5. Fellow nerds....will this suck?

    I loved V when it came on in the 80's, taped it off the telly on VHS and watched it many a time. I even read the books and watched the series (which I soon realised was pony). However V still holds a place in my heart but now they've remade it. So simply, will it be top drawer like the...

  6. Webpage question

    to all the nerds out there. In Firefox each bookmark has its own little logo/image in the toolbar (So SZ has the football, Facebook has the F logo, etc etc). When building a website how do I assign an image to do this job. I searched google but couldnt really find anything about this. Cheers...
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    • nerds webpage
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Napster

    Anyone else a fan of Big Bang Theory

    The TV show, not the theory. Classic episode last night. There must be some class-A nerds on the writing team. Sheldon is a brilliant comic creation.
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    Software Questionarre

    Whilst still battling with redoing, reformatting and generally tinkering with things I shouldn't I wondered what the most essential pieces of software are. OS exluded as I use a Windoze version of ME Photoshop and Dreamweaver are my essential bits of Computer bling which I haggled from a...
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