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nuclear

  1. Tommy2holes

    North and South Korea

    Anybody else completely baffled by the North' s complete turnaround? Seeing Kim Jong Un crossing the border into South Korea and committing to a nuclear free peninsula is such a dramatic change. It all seems somehow too good to be true. Thoughts?
  2. Uncle Leo

    100 ball cricket

    I assume most cricket fans on here have seen these latest proposals from the ECB. Thoughts? https://www.ecb.co.uk/news/668162/ecb-presents-100-ball-domestic-game-for-men-and-women I'm all for thinking of new ways to get people in to cricket, but can't see that shaving 20 balls off an innings...
  3. Shrimpers are Magic

    North Korea

    I am genuinely worried about this. Could we really be close to something unimaginable like nuclear wipe out?
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    Does GB need nuclear weapons?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07knlf4www.bbc.com/news/uk-36822460 I don't think so but then I'm a unilateralist. Even if I wasn't,I'd still think they were a waste of money. Over to you.
  5. Tangled up in Blue

    Trident

    Should we scrap it or is it an essential part of our nuclear deterrent? Mods.Can we have a poll on this, please? 1)scrap it 2)keep it 3)No opinion.Bart etc.
  6. Benfleet A1

    We Are Facing a Drought

    According to those who know these things, we are facing a drought that could rival 1976. Here's an solution, who agrees or disagrees, like I don't already know. We currently have an energy shortage, a water shortage, and a need to reduce our carbon footprint right? So shut the hippies up and...
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    • arter barna cos drought electricity ell hidden knowing nuclear producing rate reduce starter towers
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Japan Declares Nuclear Emergency

    http://www.businessinsider.com/fukushima-nuclear-plant-2011-3 Rest assured, this could get serious. Whilst there's currently no radioactive leak, the cooling system at the Fukushima Nuclear Reactor has failed.

  8. How do I get out of a "team building" workshop?

    Now in my inbox at work I've just been sent an invite to a team building workshop to be held at a hotel in Coventry (oh, the glamour), starting at 5pm and overnightting until the next day. Now I'd rather jam knitting needles into my eyes than have to be chummy with some of the ****wits I have...

  9. TV Shows You Loved, But Apparently Nobody Else Did...

    Following on from my mention of Jericho on the "If it all ended" thread, What TV shows did you enjoy but were inevitable cancelled? For those who haven't seen it, Jericho first aired on CBS in the states and was pretty much excellent. It was set in the town of Jericho in Denver and followed the...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • denver destroyed following nobody nuclear popularity resources town towns
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. MrB

    Nuclear Subs Collide

    Subs Wouldn't want to be involved in that one! Do what? These things cost millions, you'd think they'd be able to pick up on whether there was another one in the vicinity! What happened to Mirror Signal Manoeuvre?
    • MrB
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    • collide cos nuclear signal
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Harold Bishop Killer

    If The World Was A Village Of A 1000 People

    If we could reduce the world’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing human ratios remaining the same, the demographics would look something like this: The village would have 60 Asians, 14 Africans, 12 Europeans, 8 Latin Americans, 5 from the USA and Canada...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • aids anxiety birth categories christians deaths desert drought electricity europeans ios itself languages materials muslims nuclear produces reduce religious richer riches supply teachers weapons wells
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. scrounger

    Smart A*se of the Year Award

    *6th Place* It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied...
    • scrounger
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    • arsed bra exam flashed fro icke ickets ish jury nuclear pupils restored seated speeding stopped suffering teacher
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Winkle

    Could you rough it?

    Just walked my dog monty down by the river (and no he didnt get bashed up the dirt box) and as it was just drawing into dusk, I thought, If there was a nuclear war,and I survived, could I rough it? What I mean buy rough it would be going into "hunter gatherer mode". Could I build a shelter...
    • Winkle
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    • bear beds cleaning didn didnt folk gran heating mode nuclear oven rabbit shelter washing
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Winkle

    Theres a rat in me garage, what im gonna do!!!

    Being in denial the pass week or so, me and the missus have been hearing the odd russle in the loft a bit of scratching as well, but put it down to birds, but waking up this morning has confirmed my worse fears A RAT!!! Now, being a bit of a custard (of the cowardy cowardy type) when it comes...
    • Winkle
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    • ard doesnt havent heres loft nuclear traps
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Xàbia Shrimper

    Makes you think ...

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • airplane conversation deer grass nuclear passenger produces quicker ranger seated
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    Muslim Fury

    Apparently the ragheads are now getting all upset because the 2012 London Olympics clashes with Ramadan, putting Muslim athletes at a disadvantage and preventing people from watching the games. Islamic Human Rights Commission chairman Massoud Shadjareh, said: "They would not have organised...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • armageddon awareness christians defeated gas muslim muslims nobody nuclear ragheads religion religious
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
    • Napster
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    • abandoned admire afterwards airplane alternate anderson bankruptcy batman bible bound broadway bullets cas certainty chapter ched cherry chilli chocolate christopher chuck cinema cinematic commissioner connor convertible convincing cops core cos cowboy criminal cruel cup deed desperation diane dining dominance donald edited especially exactly executed exquisite fields finds flash ford fur gender graduate hannah hasn hes heston imitating isaac itself jacob jake kane knowing learning loser lured lynch maria marriages matched merger moody nam nobody nuclear oldest ooh pace packs para parody penn popcorn porn prepared pulled punches ranking rare remembering rendering reservoir romance sarah satisfying scarface science scientology sequel shire sings ski solo spread stairs swim tara tear terror terrorism torch trademark translation trapped trilogy twilight two minutes unknown unseen versions vince wes wild woody worthy writer
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Nuclear Holocaust

    There was a nuclear holocaust only you and two women survived in the world. The human race needed to carry on - you could only choose one women to do the deed with because your seaman was so radioactive you only had enough good sperm to make one baby. Who would it be? Woman A or Woman B A B
    • SUFCFARAWAY
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    • deed nuclear seaman
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. blues_r_best

    Surviving Terrorism

    In the event of a terrorist attack, you will need to react quickly.  Please read the following carefully. <span style='color:red'>1. IF YOU ARE EVER TRAPPED ON A PLANE WITH SOMEONE WHO APPEARS TO BE A MUSLIM AND/OR A HIJACKER:</span> Do not panic. Often young Muslim men are not terrorists...
    • blues_r_best
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    • airplane blades carefully ell explosion following fro gas hostage islam jeopardy muslim nuclear nuke passenger punches rag rate religion rushing shoes sleeve spin superhero terrorism terrorist terrorists toss trapped wasn weapons
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. bomb

    ok they reel this story out every 5 years but i have to admit i would love to see that ship off of sheerness blow up.. 10,000 feet of dead fish and mud blasted into the air.. (are they sure thats about 2 miles&#33;) a 14 foot wave splashing along the seafront.. the biggest non nuclear explosion...
    • CANV
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    • explosion foo nuclear
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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