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  1. C C Csiders

    Col Ewe's most odious player

    With Alex Gilbey's protestations of innocence on Twitter as reported on the Gilbey thread, I think the time has arrived to name the most odious creature ever to play for Col Ewe - and there have been a few. Nominations please and then we can have a poll. Just one nominee per poster. I shall...
  2. Dick Bate's Protege

    Red Ken, Red Faced...

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewgilligan/100171491/ken-livingstone-an-apology/ Nice to see that odious cretin Livingston brought down a peg or two. Just about sums the man up IMO.

    Rotherham Uniteds New Stadium

    I've just seen a little feature on it on SSN, i wish i could feel a little happier for them* ... after all the problem they had, with the previous owners refusing them permission to play at Millmoor (whilst letting the chairmans grandsons U12 side use it i believe) and being forced to Sheffields...
  4. chrisblore

    Breaking News Steve Evans has left Crawley

    Hands up, this is not strictly speaking SUFC related but everyone's favourite odious fat ******* Steve Evans has left Crawley to become manager of Rotherham :hilarious:

    Fair play ...

    ... to the Hearts lad who just landed one on the odious Neil Lennon

    Memory Lane On this day ... 10th March

    Plenty of memories for me here, notably anti-hero Tilsons first goal for the club verses champions-elect Wolves, i'm sure this is the game where Paul Clark destroyed Steve Bull in the first 5 minutes escaped with a booking and rendered the usually lethal Bull a mere passenger, a 2-2 at Blackburn...
  7. Slipperduke

    Cheryl Cole. Grrrr.

    There are a million and one reasons to dislike Cheryl Cole. There’s her colour, for starters, a curious orangey glow that smacks of either too much Sunny Delight or too many quid-a-minute South Shields tanning salons. There’s her husband, the odious little skraeling who earns more money in the...
  8. Winkle

    Gave me a liitle chortle!

    I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...
  9. Slipperduke

    The End Of Motty

    Apparently, Sunday night is going to be his last big game before he hangs up his sheepskin. Am I alone in being delighted? Right up until 2002, he was absolutely superb. Knowledgable, consistent and informative. Then, and I believe it was the early kickoff against Nigeria, he went absolutely...
  10. Slipperduke

    Dr Ramos' Football Surgery

    For Tottenham Hotspur, the last four months have been like one of those celebrity makeover programmes on the television. Tottenham trudged into Dr Ramos’ Football Surgery back in October looking overweight, haggard and drawn. Now, after weeks of detailed appraisal and then a flurry of cutting...
  11. scrounger


    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
  12. C C Csiders

    Question Time last night

    Whilst some of you were boozing it up last night I sat at home and watched Question Time. It featured the world's two most arrogant men in brothers Christopher and Peter Hitchens. Anyway, watching it I couldn't concentrate when Peter Hitchens (odious Daily Mail columnist) was speaking because...
  13. Should Aberdeen Shrimper post his video

    As I'm a nice chap, this poll is for Aberdeen Shrimper. Should he post his mobile footage of Ronaldo getting Shrimper abuse on You Tube? Remember people, Ronaldo is a slimy, odious little smeg bucket.....however I don't want to sway the poll, so here are his positive features: Vote away :)
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    Robbie Williams

    The fat dancer from Take That courts controversy again... Lock him up or ostracise him from the public eye like we did to Glenn Hoddle - the odious little pr*ck I'm not overtly pro disabled rights, just distinctly anti RW
  15. Proper Entertainment

    I'm sure like me the rest of you are getting bored at seeing us win by two or three goals every game and are wanting to see some proper entertainment either side of the Blue Belles. I think Newcastle have probably showed us the way forward, when they showed some fight - for the first time...
  16. Churchill

    Even though large tracts of Essex and many old and famous streets have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Man -U and all the odious apparatus of West Ham rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall play in oxford, we shall play on the seas and oceans, we shall Play...
  17. Matt the Shrimp

    Which fans are the more odious?

    Pretty simple really. Luke said that "the majority of United's fans are to**ers". I disagree with him; indeed, his view merely cements my belief that Arsenal's fans are the most haughty, arrogant and odious fans in the nation. What does SZ think? You decide, folks. Matt