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  1. The truth about OBL

    Long, but I'm sure some of the conspiracy theorists on here will like it. Murmurings that it could have a big impact on the presidential election http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n10/seymour-m-hersh/the-killing-of-osama-bin-laden
  2. Cricko

    British Justice.

    In May 2010 Tohseef Shah spray painted a British War Memorial with "islam will dominate osama is coming" he was fined £50 & walked free from court. In November 2010, Emdadur Choudhury burned a Poppy during the 2mins silence. He too was given a £50 fine and walked free from court. Today, 2 men...
  3. ldnfatso

    Did man land on the moon?

    As there are all these US Government conspiracy theories going about at the moment about wether OBL (Osama Bin Laden) is actually still alive, lets discuss the ultimate one.
  4. Hotman


    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  5. Matt the Shrimp

    Updated pics of OBL

    ...no, not Old Blue Lady, but Osama bin Laden. Is it me, or does the FBI (who created the above pic) really not like Jon Stewart of the Daily Show? Those neocons are still controlling the organs of state in the US of A, eh Rusty? ;)
  6. canveyshrimper

    British Suicide Bombers

    British suicide bombers are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the amount of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  7. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question People who should have died during child birth???

    When you think of individuals throughout history who have been responsible for total and utter atrocities, we think of characters like Adolf Hitler, Kim Jong II, Osama bin Laden, President Mugabe,............but does anyone ever mention the name Thomas Midgley?? Good old Thomas who was an...
  8. Irish_Shrimper


    Played this through at work tonight, and it is brilliant. Laughs all the way through, and more cringe-worthy moments than Borat. Nice and short too, at 86 ish minutes in duration, so it doesn't drag at all. One prize moment was Bruno telling a terrorist leader in the Middle East that his 'King...
  9. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - part 3.

    Our third interview is with J, a man who has had many guises on on SZ over the years and yet is probably an enigma to most., so lets find out more about him. ----------------------------------------- Q. You've had many zone bans over the years but these days you seem seem to court less...
  10. * ORM *


    Other than Oil - can someone please explain the difference between Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Robert Mugabe and why we only seem to be pursuing military options in two of the three cases (Iraq rather than the original obviously) Incidentally I was at an event last night and got...
  11. chadded

    Simon Jordan

    This guys a legend. Taken from the Observer: Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan David Sullivan doesn't like his players. 'They're on £20-30,000 a week and they're not earning it; it makes you resentful,' he says, 'I've reached the stage where I don't like footballers.' Fair...
  12. The Artful Shrimper


    Robert Silky Killroy has unveiled his new party with the declaration to stand up to the "nonsense that is multiculturalism". Not to be condfused with The BNP who are against other,race and culture. Under Veritas then we can expect a return to school assemblies singing christian songs...
  13. sufcintheprem

    A few xcomments from last night

    First and foremost, we've proved now that there is only one team in Essex. Three games, twice away and we've come out with the winning result on each occasion. As for the rest, I've got so much to say but I'll try to be succinct (not my greatest asset, admittedly) The game...